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'After suffering a terrible defeat at the hands of popular kids like Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Patton, and Grigory Zhukov, Hitler's girlfriend Eva Braun broke up with him and his pet Siegul Winston died, Hitler nearly committed suicide, but instead he fled in a Nazi-built flying saucer to a secret base under the South Pole. His earlier defeats combined with his desolate surroundings led to a permanent state of depression for Germany's Führer. He first donned his trademark emo-glasses shortly after his remaining friends were hanged for crimes against humanity in 1946, marking his first official appearance as the self-styled Emo-Hitler. Emo-Hitler can be seen many times giving speeches on Thursday shows; if not, he is working on his new band, Panic! at the Blitzkrieg.'
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