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Female, 41 years old
Dirty Jersey, Eastern US

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22,196 Posts | Member Since: 7/29/2003
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Interests: Snowboarding / Camping/Outdoors / Photography / Animals / Books
Homepage: Click Here
Birthday:4/16/1980 (41 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name: (Decline to state)
Occupation: K-8 Special Education/Reading specialist
Marital Status: Dating
Sexual Preference: Gay
Religion: Other
Politics: (Decline to State)
Fav. Movie: Four Rooms, Election, Fear & Loathing
Fav. TV Show: Family Guy, Simpsons, Bones, CSI
Fav. Book: Raw Shark Texts, 1Q84, Haunted
Fav. Song: How could I have ONE favorite?
Fav. Food: Thai, big italian subs, quesadillas, sushi
Fav. Car: Your mom
Theme '?Deadly Beauty?' created by Watch
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Anyone here use livejournal? - Mood:Good
Tuesday September 30 20038:06:04 PM |
Anyone use it that would give me the code? I want to leave a post on my friends journal entry so bad, and he just went offline and I can't cause I am not a stinking member.
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Stumpy Lumpy - Mood:Good
Friday September 26 200311:07:11 AM |
Just cause she has those stumpy lumpy legs and is all short, she needs love too!!

*giggles like maniac*

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Last night a strange man made me a Cack out of balloons. - Mood:Ecstatic
Friday September 26 20037:54:53 AM |
At Fridays last night a man came to my table where I was eating my celebratory 'I quit my job' dinner and made me a males junk out of balloons. Thought I would share.

I later went to another bar where my car had to be valeted, and the valet guy was like "um, can I ask what that is?"
And I said "exactly what it looks like my friend, your junk"

Too many margaritas? I think so.

I also had a whang war in the parking lot with my friend who also had one. Highly amusing.

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I don`t like your thread - Mood:Bored
Wednesday September 24 200311:50:36 AM |
So here is my own...

Whats up Kris?

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I love lovebug - Mood:Good
Friday September 19 20038:28:36 AM |
This girl is definitely awesome. She cracks me up and she isn't afraid to make fun of herself. There aren't many of us like that and it's rare to find another one!!

Thumbs up and hugz and kisses to her at work today.

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Highly Amusing - Mood:Good
Thursday September 18 20037:21:58 AM |
Think about this:

a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.(US Dept. of Health
Human Services)

Then think about this:

a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups)
is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics onlawyersfor fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical

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ROAR...anyone have verizon wireless service? - Mood:Enraged
Wednesday September 17 20036:54:57 AM |
Does anyone else have verizon wireless and is having problems with their service today? My brand new f*n phone has been 'searching for service' all morning when I have always had full bars/service everywhere.


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Come, come hither and let forth your crap on my EX boss. - Mood:Confident
Monday September 15 20037:52:10 AM |
I didn't like my job.
I have been here for a year.
I decided TODAY would be the day to get out of here as I will never be able to move anywhere within this crappola company.
So I wrote my Two Week notice and sent it off to my used to be pretty ok boss.
To which he took the crappy, defensive and childish upper management route.
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Creative people! Can you give me a hand for second? - Mood:Good
Friday September 05 20038:24:26 AM |
If my name was Dave and I wanted to be a professional wrestler.... What would be a good but not too cheesy Name and Theme for me to have?
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Happy Birthday Silvolara!! - Mood:Ecstatic
Wednesday September 03 20035:20:19 AM |
Good Morning Everyone! Please wish my bestest Friend a Happy Bday!
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The tailgating was awesome and then... well.... - Mood:Spent
Tuesday August 26 20038:33:48 AM |
So I went to the Dave Matthews Concert this past Sunday. And tailgating was great, so much fun and I ran into some old friends I haven't seen in awhile. I am not a huge Dave fan, but I wanted to go with my friends for the experience. As soon as we got into the concert.. Well it all went downhill. My one friend was sick, some people were sitting in our seats and I had to battle with them to get out, and then my other friend disappeared so that I had to take care of the other one the whole concert. She puked, and I had to come up with this stupid explanation to the people who came to clean it up. I told them we didn't realize we had to sit up so high and my friend has a problem with heights....
what a MESS!
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Silvolara is mad chill!! Come say hi to her! - Mood:Ecstatic
Thursday August 21 200311:47:25 AM |
come say hey to my best friend! She rox.
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What did the maxi pad say to the fart? - Mood:Ecstatic
Wednesday August 06 200311:22:26 AM |
You are the wind beneath my wings.

Sorry guys, my friend at work just told me that and I had to share.. I just had to...

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Don`t want to be here - Mood:Indifferent
Wednesday July 30 20034:25:37 AM |
The day has just begun and already I am dreaming of going back home. Today is one of those days it was really hard for me to get out of bed. Oh wait.. thats EVERYDAY> damn work.
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