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(41 Years Old)
(Decline to State)
IM Name: (Decline to state)|
|Occupation:|| K-8 Special Education/Reading specialist|
(Decline to State)|
|Fav. Movie:|| Four Rooms, Election, Fear & Loathing|
|Fav. TV Show:|| Family Guy, Simpsons, Bones, CSI|
|Fav. Book:|| Raw Shark Texts, 1Q84, Haunted|
|Fav. Song:|| How could I have ONE favorite?|
|Fav. Food:|| Thai, big italian subs, quesadillas, sushi|
|Fav. Car:|| Your mom|
|Theme '?Deadly Beauty?' created by Watch||
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| Coaster is clever - Mood:Lovestruck|
Tuesday December 01 20091:46:51 PM |
|So I am in love with the new class pet I bought my students this weekend. Meet Coaster (named by my third grades cause he moves like a rollercoaster)|
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| I will slip that chocolate pretzel right in your.... - Mood:Naughty|
Tuesday November 24 20091:41:53 PM |
|motherf*cking face and then eat it.. cause I don't share chocolate pretzels with ANYONE cept' myself.|
Thanksgiving is almost upon us... what will you be doing?
I am headed to the cousins house on Thursday night, turkey day.. and Friday I am having a second Thanksgiving at my dad's house with the family from PA.
I can't wait to stuff myself and then veg on the couch and watch up while sipping beers and roostertails.
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| Doing bodily harm to elderly women is on my agenda - Mood:Enraged|
Monday November 16 200912:03:36 PM |
|I had to register for my spring classes today. I go online and attempt to add them at the 8:30 time slot. It only would add one of my three classes, saying ERROR: Pre requisites needed for the other two. Well.. how to tell the computer that I am IN those pre requisite classes right now, but don't have a grade yet, cause they AREN'T OVER and that is why...|
Can't do that.
So I fax in my sheet, and get NO confirmation back. Luckily I work, live and do my graduate work within a 1/2 block radius of each other. So I physically run up to my university.
The registrar lady gave me such an attitude that I called her out, telling her there was no need to talk to me the way she was, no matter how much stress she is under today. I mean, sh*t... you jealous cause you work in the office and never finished your funking degree?
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| If you had a dollar for every person you had sex with... what would you buy? - Mood:Mischievous|
Wednesday November 11 20093:50:28 PM |
|I would buy a happy meal from McD's|
Some scratch offs and a blunt wrapper
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| Feeling a little depressed? Go see cadavers... - Mood:Excited|
Friday August 01 20082:11:18 PM |
|So I have been feeling down the last few days. I felt a little better today, but also teetering on the edge of falling back into my withdrawn state.|
Enter the exhibit I have been wanting to see for a few years now. I am excited.. a little...
Linkity link link link.... click it... click it.....
DEAD BODIES IN VARIOUS STATES AND POSITIONS
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| Bunk Sheryl Crow Right In Her Ass! - Mood:Good|
Wednesday July 30 200811:54:16 AM |
|I went to the Sheryl Crow concert last night.|
When I got to the door they told me I couldn't bring my camera in. I was like, WTF? Why? I have always brought my camera to shows. They said it was Sheryl's rule and that she didn't like flashes during her performances!
I didn't want a pic of her!
Anway the concert was good, James Blunt opened for her. I have seen him many times, but he is definitely better in closed venues vs. open air.
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| How was YOUR weekend? - Mood:Ecstatic|
Monday July 28 200811:35:53 AM |
|Mostly everything in the journals section is so depressing and boring... blah blah blah. |
I had a great time at my friend's wedding.
Then we spent the rest of the weekend in bed
What did you do?
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| Good Morning YT FFS! TBH I REALLY miss you all...*snicker* - Mood:Hysterical|
Tuesday July 12 200510:00:13 AM |
|So what is everyone up to this fine morning? I am in bed in my pjs drinking some water and making a crappy thread. huzzah.|
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| Amuse us before we go out..... :-) - Mood:Mischievous|
Saturday December 04 20046:26:37 PM |
|Silvolara and I are bored.|
Entertain and you might get a cookie.. or something comparable.
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| Saturday night losers... - Mood:Mischievous|
Saturday November 20 20049:34:59 PM |
|what the f*ck are all of you doing on the internet on a saturday night? go out and do something with your sorry butts.|
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| Fusinski is going to pop my cherry - Mood:Good|
Thursday November 11 20045:52:45 PM |
|Tonight I am going to meet Fusinski.|
My first YT meet.
I know you are all excited.
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| Ever been in the back seat of a 66` skylark? - Mood:Good|
Thursday November 11 200410:50:47 AM |
|I love going on dates.|
I love being single.
I love when the guy you are going out to dinner with picks you up in a Mint Condition navy blue with white leather interior 66' Skylark.
I love eating scrumptious dinners with too much red wine.
I love that the place he took me to was nicer then anywhere my ex ever brought me in the four years we were together.
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| Death by potatoe salad - Mood:Exhausted|
Thursday October 07 20043:08:41 PM |
|So I called my friend last night and asked her what she was doing.|
She said killing herself,
I asked what method..
She said potatoe salad.
I found it really funny.
In other news... I am no longer vomiting, and I came to the decision that drinking by yourself is a good time.
Not that I didn't know that already... but I confirmed it.
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| Gut and Butt... - Mood:Sexy|
Tuesday October 05 20045:19:43 PM |
|So I got my butt back into the gym today and took the Gut& Butt class... |
It was fun...
feel the burn!
and I did..
My cheeks are still a bit numb.
30 minutes on the elliptical made my entire lower half feel like it got injected with novicaine.
Now the only problem is that I am feeling the urge for a twix. A twix.. I am just imagining it ... even after I just had a big ol' plain salad.
Must hold out.
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| His fat bridesmaid and My guitar technician should get together... - Mood:Cautious|
Sunday October 03 200412:45:54 PM |
My friend had a wedding yesterday at which some fat bridesmaid supposedly accosted him. He hasn't told me the whole story so I am unsure other then he 'played possum' which makes me think she was in bed with him. Yuck.
I think she should be introduced to the guitar technician who stuck his tongue in my mouth, or better yet against my lips against my wishes.
people are crazy.
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| I have declared WAR and killed 6 of the enemy! - Mood:Confident|
Friday October 01 20048:30:32 AM |
I have a beautiful little car that I love very much. I got her in February of this year. She is brand spanking new...Unfortunately I have to park her outside not in the garage where my parents cars are. She is sadly forced to be exposed to the elements...
AND I HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR!!
The spiders this year are out of control. They have INVADED the outside and managed to penetrate the inside of my automobile. I currently have inside information that they have a nesting sight in either one of my side view mirrors.
I have not yet determined the exact location of their whereabouts inside but they are there! I get inside every morning and they have strung their madness across the inside of my windsheild.
I have taken out 2 of their leaders... (2 huge mother fockers) and 4 of their insubordinates.
I WILL PREVAIL! My strategy is to fend them off until the first real frost, and I will have won this battle.
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| If I don`t punch something to stop this shaking soon... - Mood:Overwhelmed|
Tuesday September 28 200410:38:28 AM |
|I don't think I have ever felt this way in my whole life.|
as if this day and the full moon haven't brought me enough problems ...
then this happens.
at least I know where I stand.
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| Pictures... get your pictures here!! (whoring) - Mood:Good|
Monday September 27 20043:48:33 PM |
|so I have some new pics of Ethan Scott and I updated my pic page too...|
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| Men`s Brains - Mood:Mischievous|
Sunday September 26 20045:21:49 AM |
My friend Alex (who is male) wanted to hang out last night. I told him I couldn't because I had to work very early today. (7am) He accepted that and went out, while I got in bed to get a full nights sleep (and dispel the all day hangover I had from Friday nights festivities).
I am sleeping peacefully. Come 4am my cell phone starts going off and scares the crap out of me b/c it is on vibrate and ring and shudders itself right off my night table.
It's Alex calling.
I don't answer.
He calls again.
I don't answer again.
Then it starts to beep...
I am curious as to why I am now getting bombarded with text messages and what could be so important that he had to do it at 4am.
Text Message: WAKE UP! I WANT TO SEE YOU!
Wouldn't you make the assumption that if I couldn't go out and hang out with you b/c of having to go to work at 7am that perhaps calling me and texting me at 4am to hang out isn't going to happen?
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| Slowly But Surely - Mood:Good|
Sunday September 19 20048:26:42 AM |
|I am passing out at work. With 2 1/2 hours to go. I keep getting up and walkin around. Nothing is working!|
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| Jesus Loves You! Refinance your house. - Mood:Indifferent|
Sunday September 19 20044:20:26 AM |
|Not only is it waaaaaaaaaaaay too early. But that was the first email in my inbox. For Christian Mortgage USA. How terrible is that?|
And I am not even religious and I know that is just awful.
I am hungover... Hungry.... and dehydrated.
I have to work till 2. Someone come save me please.
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| Reasons to NOT be me today: - Mood:Enraged|
Sunday September 12 20046:45:07 AM |
|I had to wake up for work at 6:00 am after going to sleep at 3 (granted that is my fault but it still sucked)|
My rather expensive phone decides to no longer work in any way, shape or form after waking me up at 6:00 am It just froze and no amount of yanking off of the battery will make it turn on.
I found out that I am not elligible for a new phone upgrade until September of NEXT FREAKING YEAR.
I have to go and stand in line at the dumb verizon service store after work, only to go home to my parents friends visiting from Nebraska.
I will have to talk about my non existent job, personal life and future for an unreasonable amount of time and with a smile on my face.
I have to write a four page essay to hand in with my Masters Applications which are due in no later then Wednesday...
and I really need a cigarette break before I have a full blown anxiety attack and no one is around to cover my desk for a few minutes.
ARGGGGH. *pirate style*
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| Note to self: Do NOT - Mood:Hysterical|
Wednesday September 08 20045:26:58 PM |
|Let your hedgehog near your computer speakers.|
One of his little spikes just got stuck in the speaker and he was freaking out and couldn't get it out.
Such weird little creatures. I also think he thinks the base of the screen is a female hedgie. He just spent about 15 minutes humping it.
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| The VMA`s Sucked big Hairy goat balls - Mood:Good|
Monday August 30 200411:23:19 AM |
|I just wanted to see if anyone else felt that way.|
It was the worst one I have ever seen
Way to turn something that should be fun to watch into a freaking election.
GAY GAY GAY... especially with them showing kids going into voting booths. They took that crap way to far.
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