38 years old
nonna yo bidness, New York, Eastern US
- Last On:
3060days 7 hours ago
13,833 Profile Views
31,218 Posts |
Member Since: 11/6/2003
(No profile music for megvicious)
(38 Years Old)
(Decline to State)
IM Name: |
|Occupation:|| shlut for money|
|Fav. Movie:|| LA BAMBA|
|Fav. TV Show:|| SEINFELD/ROB & BIG|
|Fav. Book:|| Confessions of a Dangerous Mind|
|Fav. Song:|| `Beastly Bit` - Pinhead Gunpowder|
|Fav. Food:|| That`s pretty obvious|
|Fav. Car:|| 85 Woodpaneled Caprice Estate Wagon|
|Theme 'Hey, Murders Not So Bad' created by mEGviciouS||
Active Journal Entries | Archived Journal Entries
| I have a sphincter ache - Mood:Good|
Saturday July 21 20127:51:30 AM |
|I've been constipated and I just passed a 17 inch log, totally dry and shriveled up like a raisin. Now I'm laying on my side bc my ass hurts so badly|
|There are 34 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| SHARE YOUR SEVERE CONSTIPATION REMEDIES WITH ME - Mood:Good|
Sunday August 28 20118:40:57 PM |
So, my dr put me on a new sleeping pill and I now have a 17lb log of sh*t lodged in my anus. The pain has subsided, thankfully. But still no birth
So far I've tried
-hot lemon water
-hot vitamin c water
-Polaner all fruit with fiber (6 tablespoons) and
-over the course of 24 hours, 800mg of stool softener
SO: should I go to the ER ?
SHARE YOUR SECRETS W/ ME
|There are 31 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| The GERBILS ARE GAY thread - Mood:Good|
Wednesday February 11 200911:45:50 AM |
|So I was thinking about it, and I want to announce that I think gerbils are gh3y.|
They are filthy and they spread disease.
Discuss your bad experiences with gerbils.
|There are 6 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| I am the Cat Whisperer - Mood:Good|
Wednesday February 11 200911:34:18 AM |
|so last night I was drunk and doing karaoke with my cat, and I realized that I am the Cat Whisperer. |
I am very in tune to Thurman's thoughts and feelings. We have long talks every night about various topics that interest us both.
Do you talk to your animals? Discuss.
|There are 14 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Fresh Mountain Breezes (Vacation home thread) - Mood:Good|
Thursday January 29 20094:11:42 PM |
|Do you have a vacation home? If so, post pics here.|
I have a mountain home that I love to visit. It's in the mountains and near a babbling brook that lulls me to sleep each night. The sound of the grasshoppers reminds me of how wonderful it is to be alive.
What do you love about your vacation home?
|There are 23 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Poetry Thread 2009 - Mood:Good|
Thursday January 29 20091:24:48 PM |
|I thought I'd start a poetry thread because I know alot of you appreciate writing/reading poetry|
it is a beautiful form of artistic expression that should be embraced by all.
January 29th, 2009
If my head fell off
Would you cry?
Would you Try
To reattach it
If my knees fell off
would you weep?
Or rape a sheep?
please share your own original poetry
|There are 70 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Feeling not-so-fresh - Mood:Good|
Wednesday January 14 20091:15:29 PM |
|Does anyone else experience this at times?|
Today I just don't feel fresh. I need to be soothed
|There are 22 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Excessive Body Hair - Mood:Good|
Tuesday January 13 20093:59:40 PM |
|Do you have excessive body hair? Do you find it attractive?|
Personally, I have very hairy knuckles. As in, I have to shave them at least twice a day.
My friend Alicia has tons of back hair. She's Sicilian, but I think her father was a gorilla.
|There are 45 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| I would like to soar on the wings of a falcon - Mood:Good|
Friday October 31 200810:34:59 AM |
|This morning i woke up and douched with Libby's pumpkin pie mix, like I do every halloween.|
Would you liek to soar on the wings of a falcon with me?
|There are 37 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Check out my awesome blisters: - Mood:Good|
Sunday November 25 200711:02:57 AM |
|I burned the sh*t outta my thumb the other night. It hurt, but I was drunk so i didn't notice til the next morning. Two big giant blisters!|
Its sort of like 2 blisters connected to each other, making one ginormous nasty ass blister
they dont hurt too bad now, tbh. Just a little bit of stinging. and I cant bend my thumb. pwnt!
|There are 87 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Favorite videos - Mood:Good|
Wednesday November 21 20073:53:08 PM |
|What are your fav. videos? Everything counts, even home movies and stuff.|
|There are 17 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| Whats the name of the new 50 cent single? - Mood:Good|
Friday November 02 20077:28:56 PM |
|I've heard it like 90 times on the radio, but I never really paid attn. Anyone know the name? Thanks|
|There are 11 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|
| I have a liver ache - Mood:Good|
Wednesday October 17 20076:42:40 PM |
|Cuz I accidentally took 3 Tylenols this afternoon at work.|
|There are 69 comments on this journal entry. View/Add Comments|