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Male, 50 years old
Central, Ohio, Midwest US

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Interests: Music / Books / History / Philosophy / Computers
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Birthday:7/19/1971 (50 Years Old)
IM Type: Yahoo IM Name: jasendorf
Occupation: Web Applications Developer
Marital Status: Married
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: The Princess Bride
Fav. TV Show: Anything on the History Channel
Fav. Book: Slaughterhouse 5
Fav. Song: Catholic Girls from Joe`s Garage by Frank Zappa
Fav. Food: Free
Fav. Car: Prius
 
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TROJAN OWES ME SOME CASH!!! - Mood:Good
Thursday March 06 20083:53:49 PM |
So, there's a video on break.com of a trojan commercial:

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?Co...

Now, anyone who remembers when this site wasn't all screwed up can remember my joke about this exact same thing (only a little longer with parents being involved in the punchline)... it was one of the top rated jokes for years on here.

I wants me some money Trojan!

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I need me a job... - Mood:Good
Tuesday October 09 20079:31:56 AM |
I need me a job where I make lists all day and demand that other people work on my list. I am so f'ing tired of filling stuff out for people that I could scream.
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So, I made my first Wikipedia contribution today - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 25 20061:45:35 PM |
A bit boring... but of interest to me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Merritt%2C_California

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Proof I`m living in a Red State - Mood:Shocked
Wednesday April 26 200610:16:43 PM |
So, two weeks ago I had SWAT in my backyard after a guy beats up his girlfriend... now Dateline catches a pedophile who lives about 5 blocks away....

WTF????

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Well, this explains the SWAT officers in my backyard last night... - Mood:Good
Tuesday April 11 20063:42:16 PM |
So, my wife and I come home from dinner last night and there are two cops in my back yard... one with a shotgun and the other with his pistol drawn.

I ask them what they're doing to which they reply, "responding to 'shots fired'."

Now I know why...
http://www.nbc4i.com/newsarchive/8618694/detail.html

The police chopper buzzed our neighborhood about 11:10 pm which must have been a distraction for when they broke down his door.

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Funniest Support Ticket EVER - Mood:Good
Friday December 30 20059:39:01 AM |
Not assigned to my group, but here's the funniest support ticket I've ever seen:

"******** reports that a customer had a bowel movement all over the register 2 and 3 keyboards, and are inoperable. They tried cleaning them, but they are sticking, and will not work properly at all. Placing a call with NCR."

Luckily a follow-up cleared it up a little:

"I spoke with ******** about this and he states they threw up on the keyboards not a bowel movement.

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WTF does "WTFIIW" mean? - Mood:Good
Monday October 17 20054:08:27 PM |
WTF does "WTFIIW" mean?

Tell me Journalites... tell me now.

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The newest Asendorf - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 08 200510:51:00 AM |
Say hello to the newest Asendorf.

We're roughly 12 weeks.

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WTF? When did I get old? - Mood:Good
Monday December 20 200411:50:13 AM |
So, I go in for a haircut and the barber ran the trimmers over the edges of my ears for the first time. So, it's finally come to this... you know that when this happens you are officially old.
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Best software manual EVER - Mood:Good
Friday December 03 200410:27:04 AM |
So, I got some new software "for Christmas" (even though my wife let me open it early!) called Sibelius. It's a high end music notation software and I have been pretty pumped about it.

Anyway... I it comes with a 500 page manual that is mjust awesome. All software manuals should be so awesome. My favorite line so far went something like this:

"Installation

While most manuals at this point tell you to click the CD and just follow the prompts, we're going to go out on a limb and tell you exactly every step. Most software companies don't trust their programmers to not change something at the last minute after the manual has been produced."

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Well, the postcard came today... - Mood:Confused
Friday September 10 20045:44:10 AM |
Well, the postcard from Who Want To Be A Millionaire came today...

For those who didn't know, I took a bus to NYC about four weeks ago, passed the written test, had an interview and they took a polaroid of me...


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SON OF A B*TCH! - Mood:Good
Tuesday August 31 200412:32:47 PM |
I work fifty yards from where Kerry is going to be speaking on Friday and I'll be in St. Louis!

DAMMIT!

http://www.newarkadvocate.com/news/updates/8483.html

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WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Mood:Ecstatic
Tuesday August 10 20043:29:23 PM |
I PASSED THE TEST FOR WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Out of about 100 people who took the test about 15 people got interviews and I GOT INTERVIEWED!!!!! I'm in the Times Square USO at the moment, so I won't be on for long but I'll talk to everyone tomorrow!

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WISH ME LUCK! - Mood:Ecstatic
Monday August 09 20041:07:16 PM |
So, I'm leaving this evening to go to my "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" audition! Wish me luck dammit!
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anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning? - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 04 200412:04:01 PM |
I'm trying to find out the name of the web site for the guy who was on this morning talking about stem cell research...
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I`m so glad I don`t believe in a God. - Mood:Sad
Wednesday August 04 200410:00:06 AM |
My wife had a friend in high school and college who died in a single car accident about 6 years ago. My wife became like a second daughter to her friend's mom and we're very close to the family.

Just before we left for Hawaii, her dead friend's only sibling, while merely playing around in the surf in North Carolina, fractured his 4th and 5th vertebrae and it looks like he is giong to be a quadriplegic.

His poor mom is now wondering now what she did so wrong that "God is punishing her and hurting her children..."

sucks.

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So, wish me luck... - Mood:Ecstatic
Wednesday August 04 20048:01:06 AM |
I got an audition for Who Wants to be a Millionairre!!!!!
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Memorial Day - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 01 20042:09:20 PM |
Remember this memorial day
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My stupid coworkers... - Mood:Depressed
Wednesday May 26 200412:36:41 PM |
So, my coworkers say that in twenty years I'm going to be the spitting image of this guy:


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Do people still fall for this crap? - Mood:Confused
Tuesday May 11 20049:40:22 PM |
Do people still fall for this stuff?

Email I got today:

DEAR Citi-bank _Users_,

_This E-mail was sent_ by_the Citi-Bank sevrers to veerify _your_ _EMAIL address.
You must complete this process by clicking on the_link bellow and enntering
in the smmall winddow your _citibank Debit_ full Card number and PIN that
_you use in_the Atm_machine. This is _done_ for_your protection -O- because some of our
memebrs no_longer have access to their E-MAIL _address_es and we must verify it.

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Ugh... want to change my avy... - Mood:Good
Tuesday April 27 20049:50:38 AM |
Can't wait to change my avy now... it'll be awesome!


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Yearly M-16 Qualification - Mood:Good
Sunday April 25 20045:02:38 PM |
Asendorf scores a 38 out of 40...

See my profile pics for a picture of the target.


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A new photomosaic avatar... - Mood:Good
Thursday April 22 20048:15:08 AM |
Well, time for a new avy... no guarantees you'll find your avatar, but if you want to look, http://www.338tharmyband.com/jasendorf/mosaic_avatars/

I have over 6000 avys in my avy directory... and there is room for 5808 avys in the mosaic... so, you might be there, you might be there multiple times, you might not be there at all...

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A new photomosaic avatar... - Mood:Good
Thursday April 22 20048:15:08 AM |
Well, time for a new avy... no guarantees you'll find your avatar, but if you want to look, http://www.338tharmyband.com/jasendorf/mosaic_avatars/

I have over 6000 avys in my avy directory... and there is room for 5808 avys in the mosaic... so, you might be there, you might be there multiple times, you might not be there at all...

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I Wanna Be A Super Millionaire!!! - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 24 20046:04:22 AM |
So I called in to Super Millionaire last night and answered all five of the fast finger questions correctly! From those who answered correctly (their website estimates that 4% of callers will answer all five correctly) they'll randomly pick people to call between 9 am and 12 noon today. They'll call ONCE, they will not leave a message, if you don't answer they'll call another random name from the pool... needless to say, I have superglued my phone to my face.
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