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Female, 30 years old
Edinburgh, Europe

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Interests: Movies / Shopping / Music / Acting / Theater
Homepage: (None)
Birthday:8/6/1990 (30 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation: Student/Pimp
Marital Status: Dating
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: (Decline to State)
Fav. Movie: Shaun Of The Dead!
Fav. TV Show: Scrubs and Family Guy
Fav. Book: My Sister`s Keeper or A Fine Balance
Fav. Song: For Lovers - Pete Doherty
Fav. Food: Chocolate or Mashed Potatos...yum...
Fav. Car: Cars? What the hoob do I know about cars?!
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I think it's time for... - Mood:Good
Friday September 30 20057:00:29 PM |
Music so bad it's good!

*cue Afroman*

Miaow. I'm sleepy. I got my hair cut! It's shorter, and my side frige is back to good length...

What should I buy in America? I'm going in...about 12 days! I need ideas of what to buy, basically what's good chocolate?

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Monday makes my back hurt... - Mood:Good
Monday September 26 20051:04:12 PM |
My bag is far too heavy! Who decided to give me Biology, Maths and French on the same day?!

Saturday was fun, I had the best meal ever. I'd have sex with it if it was a person, it was that good. *drools*

A Guidence teacher at my school's daughter died last friday. Cot death. It's such a shame, she's extremly nice and talked about her daughter lots.

It's suddenly got very rainy! Did you have a happy Monday?

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It may not be that good... - Mood:Good
Friday September 09 20058:33:40 AM |
But my God it was cheap! £10 for an MP3 player, which is quite decent.I am happy.

I went to a surprise party last night! I didn't know the person it was for, but by golly it was fun!

Bah, what shall I do for 2ish hours?! I have an audition at 4.30 and time to kill...

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Who owns a time machine? - Mood:Excited
Thursday September 01 20053:50:40 PM |
Anyone...?

I have a plan, you see, to go forward in time 2 weeks, so I can be in Sweden! And then come back, tell you all about it, and got forward 5 weeks to America! I'm so exctied...school trips are the sex.

Has anyone been to Sweden before? What's the weather like in mid September?

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Who wants to help me and gain my eternal loving?! - Mood:Good
Tuesday August 30 20055:32:31 PM |
Who knows when New York schools go back from holidays? Preferably New York State...? I will love you if you know!

Bah, I got to Sweden in two weeks. I am excited.

Are you exctied about Sweden? Or are you going somewhere better, like Asda?

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Why does... - Mood:Good
Saturday August 27 20054:34:59 PM |
Ewan McGregor's American accent suck so much? Seriously though, he should just not do it. Where is he from in Scotland anyway?

I think I'll go by my backwards name from now on, Mik is so much better!

What's your backwards name?

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Well that`s just weird... - Mood:Good
Monday August 22 20054:59:16 PM |
I'm watching a show on taxidermy. That is some creepy sh*t...

On a lighter note, my new phone is coming tomorrow! I broke my old one on Friday night. Ooops.

I saw the pictures from my cousins wedding in Canada today, his wife is purdy! We also got a spoon...which was odd but quite nice...

Do you have any trips to look forward to?

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Envy me! - Mood:Good
Thursday August 18 20052:14:18 PM |
Wooo, I'm seeing Jimmy Carr tonight...Betcha you're all jealous! I've never seen any live stand up before...

Have you?

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Trust me, I have a PHD and a knife... - Mood:Exhausted
Wednesday August 17 200511:51:33 AM |
First day back at school, which was not exciting. Every subject was too hot and we got a crap load of new work and textbooks.

*shakes fist at school* I'm so freakin' tired.

Who wants to buy me lots of presents to make me feel better? They can have brownies in return?

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Help Elmo! - Mood:Good
Thursday August 11 20052:11:10 PM |
Yes, you can help me, you lucky things!

Okay, so I said I'd hand out flyers for a play my Mum's theatre group is doing during the Edinburgh festival, and I need ideas of how to attract attention to ourselves so people take flyers, and get people to come to the play.

Anyone a good promoter?

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Who likes short shorts? - Mood:Good
Tuesday August 02 20052:06:14 PM |
Everyone does!

I'm hungry, what shall I have for tea?

My dentist is crazy! I went for a fisher seal today, the physco drilled my tooth! Ouchies...

What's cooking, YT?

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Bwahahaha... - Mood:Good
Sunday July 31 20055:34:56 PM |
My friend just got asked out by someone she REALLY doesn't like...but, as she is too nice, she said yes. Silly girl!

My suggestions to get out of it are a friends funeral or that she's gay, but they didn't go down too well...

Any ideas?!

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Pretty new phone! - Mood:Good
Friday July 29 20058:18:18 PM |
Bwahahaha my Mum and Dad gave me my birthday present 9 days early...a shiney new phone!

It needs a name, what shall I call it?!

I saw Skeleton Key...thats one weird ass film.

"Child, it appears you broke my legs!"

How are all you wonderful people?

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There`s a wocket in my pocket! - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 26 20054:26:55 PM |
Rave, 'tis my birthday in 11 days!

Look at the phone I'm getting, it is teh sex0rzzzzz...


Rawr, going to Glasgow tomorrow. Any exciting plans?

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*Beach dance* - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 13 200512:44:56 PM |
Oh yes, who went to the beach?! I went to the beach!!!

And went in the sea...in Scotland! Craziness...

Anyone making the most of the fantastical weather?

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Yay! Sunshine! BBQ! Beach! - Mood:Good
Sunday July 10 20053:14:40 PM |
*dances*

It's sunny! And I went to a BBQ yesterday! And got some sexalicious clothes! And I'm going to the beach tomorrow!

*dances more*

Who want's to come to the beach?!

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Envy me byachs! - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 05 20055:46:02 PM |
Ohhhh yeah whos got tickets to Live 8? I dooooo! *dances*

I heart my friends dad and his connections in high places, no texting for tickets for us...^_^

So....what are you wearing?

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Dang! *slaps knee* - Mood:Good
Friday July 01 20052:02:02 PM |
Silly G8 protests! Why did I have to live in Edinburgh?! Monday is the anarchist march. Scary stuff, all the shops have boarded up the windows for this weekend. So basically you can't go near town or get a bus from it till next week sometime. Poopsicles!

Oh my, A Midsummer Nights Dream on Sunday. 300 people watching, which is rather scary!

Anything planned for the weekend?

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Did you see my underpants? - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 14 20055:15:56 PM |
Blah, it rained the only time I had to be outside today! The rain hates me...

My boyfriend "accidently" hit me with a baseball bat today. How rude of him! And how girly it didn't even bruise...

Has everyone been have a lovely day

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Gee, what a funtastical weekend... - Mood:Overwhelmed
Sunday June 05 20051:41:12 PM |
My God, this weekend should be shot.

I'm never letting my friends drink again. Actually just one of them. it's one thing promising not to get too drunk, then gettting wasted. It's a whole other thing slapping two of your best friends in the face, not being able to walk, having to be carried home to your parents.

How did everyone else's weekend go?

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Seriously though, are you on crack? - Mood:Good
Saturday May 14 20057:07:12 PM |
Seriously, what the hell are people thinking when they choose their msn names? "Sweet like licorice, Dangerous like syphilis"?! Comparing yourself to an STD?! Honest to God, I need to delete everyone...

Blah, I'm sleepy.

How is everyone?

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Happy Campers...? - Mood:Good
Monday April 11 20055:02:37 PM |
OK campers of YT, question time!

I'm going on a two day walk (two days, one night) this weekend, and was wondering if anyone knew what food to bring? We have to cook three meals, dinner, breakfast and lunch. Anyone ever been camping and have suggestions of what to eat?

Bear in mind I have to carry it all up a hill...where it'll probably rain, knowing Scotland.

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Wouldn`t you love to be called Mable? - Mood:Exhausted
Wednesday March 30 20051:27:15 PM |
Blah. I'm so tired. I need to sleep...but then I won't beable to watch Get Shorty tonight. Decisions, decisions...

On the plus side, my friend thought she had alcohol poisoning. But she doesn't, which is good. She's like a walking anti-drinking advert. What fun.

Hows everyone?

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Did I ever tell you about the time I got shot? - Mood:Good
Monday March 28 200512:27:42 PM |
It's been raining all day. Bleh, I hate rain. It makes everything wet and soggy.

My Grandparents are very generous, they gave me £400 yesterday! Better than an easter egg anyday...Yay for easter! Get any good alternative easter presents?

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But seriously, are you on crack? - Mood:Good
Saturday March 26 20054:48:14 PM |
A crazy drunken hobo decided to come and tell my friends to chase a pigeon today. Which was odd. Hobo's seem to like my friend. Once one told her to go out with fat ugly people, and another dude with blood coming out of his mouth told her to watch out for Jack the Ripper. Oh happy days!

Any hobo-related stories?

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