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Leeds, People`s Republic of West Yorkshire, Europe

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Birthday:11/25/1983 (38 Years Old)
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Occupation: Freelance Chimneysweep
Marital Status: Dating
Sexual Preference: Straight
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Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: L.A Confidential
Fav. TV Show: Match of the Day
Fav. Book: Red Riding Trilogy
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Fav. Food: everything except egg.
Fav. Car: mine
 
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THIS IS WHAT I DID THIS EVENING and important NEWS - Mood:Good
Sunday June 05 20161:25:54 AM |
Was going to watch UFC 199 at a mates house live, so it didn;t start til 1am.

Got arseholed beforehand, dropped my phone in a urinal whilst I was having a piss SO ANY YTERS WITH MY NUMBER IF I TEXT AND DONT REPLY THAT IS WHY if you don't have my number..UNLUCKYYYYYYYY)

Watcher the Bisping fight, he won, NOICE.

Cliffnotes: I've been up 24 and I'm drunk. Eating a chicken spinach and mayo sandwich.

I don;t think I;m important/popular enought o do this but I'm drunk and bored so AMA?

xxxxx

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If I am in a meeting with you that is due to finish at 16:30.. - Mood:Disgusted
Thursday May 19 20162:53:35 PM |
..and at 16:28 you are still talking about "running that idea up the flagpole" and "turning that concept on it's head" I WILL FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN F*CKING LANYARD
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AMBITION - Mood:Good
Sunday April 17 20167:23:13 AM |
Me age 12: I can be anything I want.
Me age 19: With hard work, I can be successful.
Me now: If I set off to the shop now I can be back before the footy starts.

HANGOVER

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What would you do: - Mood:Good
Friday March 18 20161:33:43 PM |
Bank holiday in the UK next week so I finish work Thursday lunchtime. Load of people are going out for food then drinks around Leeds and have invited me. Most of them are young and attractive women.

BUT my 5 a side time have a match thursday night against top of the league (we're second) it has the potential to be the biggest clash in Poweleague Menston thursday night 5 a side history.

Would you sack footy off, go out drinking and have a laugh but potentially make a drunken buffoon of yourself in front of colleagues and have a 2 day hangover, or politely decline and stay off the booze and go and play footy and put in a match winning performance and have a full memory and wallet the next morning?

These are the kind of dilemmas I have to deal with. And they say teachers have it tough.

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This weekend... - Mood:Good
Friday March 04 20165:32:25 PM |
I'm off to watch Man City vs Villa at Etihad with some mates then a night out in Manchester tommorow. It's the first premier league match I've been to since Bradford City vs Sunderland in 1999. Kevin Phillips brace.
Then out for a meal with mum, dad and sis on sunday.

What are youse lot doing this weekend? What are the brits getting for their mums for sunday?

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will somebody please - Mood:Good
Friday January 01 20168:13:43 AM |
go and buy me a massive bag of kettle chips, a packed of oreos and a bottle of irn bru?

Popped out for a swift half to see the new year in. 10 pints of Amstel and a few vodka redbulls later I woke up on my sofa fully clothed. Something has shat in my mouth and hit my head with a hedgeslammer.

This is the first and last time I'll be hungover in 2016

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tomy from terrorvision as in my local tomight - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 29 20158:20:00 PM |
yes so I live in a pooty little Yorkshire town that got flooded, and tony from terrorvision was there with his mrs. and if you don't know who terrorvisons are :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOOcJobuZTc
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Last night I had a dream.. - Mood:Good
Thursday December 24 20158:50:26 PM |
..that I was having a piss but before I got the beast out Gemma Teller from Sons of Anarchy appeared and asked me how big my prick was. I said it was pretty small then she took it out and started tossing me off and said it wasn't small it was just normal sized. But before she could finish me off Clay came in and started beating me up. Then I woke up.

Anyway, happy Christmas you filthy animals.

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YT DECIDES.. - Mood:Indifferent
Sunday November 29 20153:42:01 AM |
I'm supposed to go boxing in 2 hours but I'm hungover to f*ck. Should I go?

PROS: I'll feel better and might sweat it out
I'll see some mates I've not seen for a while
It makes me feel like a MAN

CONS: I might be sick
I want to stay in bed and play Baldur's Gate 2 EE and romance Jaheira and eat crisps
I'll get battered

What say you?

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The main issue.. - Mood:Good
Saturday August 22 20157:02:10 PM |
..is the misuse of disused tissues.
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How do you.. - Mood:Good
Saturday May 16 20159:52:21 PM |
Post a facebook vid onto here cos I've got a REET vid I want you crazy cats to see
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this is a tune.... - Mood:Good
Thursday March 28 20138:51:16 PM |
reeeet chune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0C4iHTEJ...
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hangover. - Mood:Good
Sunday March 24 20135:48:36 AM |
hangover.
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I have a severe case of hiccups - Mood:Good
Thursday January 31 20134:30:43 AM |
Could someone write something surprising please? Much obliged.
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FEAR OF THE DARK, FEAR OF THE DAAAAARK - Mood:Good
Friday December 28 20129:37:23 PM |
I have a constant fear that something is always near
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hold onto 16 as long as you can - Mood:Good
Friday November 23 20129:47:15 PM |
Whats your favourite John Cougar Mellencamp song? Mine is that.
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Who is still on here what i used to no - Mood:Good
Saturday December 10 20119:09:34 PM |
I used to bloody love this place, i did. Got me through the daily grind for about 5 years it did.

X

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As of monday.. - Mood:Good
Tuesday April 19 20115:31:50 AM |
I have 6 (six) weeks until I do another 5 day week. Highlights of this period include Centre Parcs, and Bulgaria. Counting down...
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Quick survey.. - Mood:Good
Wednesday April 13 20114:28:57 AM |
..for a project I'm undertaking. How do YOU feel about the upcming royal wedding between William and Kate?:

a)Couldn't give a flying f*ck
b) Couldn't give a tupenny fart

or

c) Frigged if I care

Thanks!

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I`m going to Valencia in a week - Mood:Good
Thursday March 17 20116:31:05 AM |
Has anyone ever been?
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Today.. - Mood:Good
Wednesday November 03 20106:29:02 AM |
cba tbh

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2 things I have encountered today that annoy me - Mood:Good
Friday September 18 20099:26:39 AM |
1) people who chew gum really loudly

2) Muscular guys who wear Mr Men t-shirts with Mr Strong on

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Ideas for sitcoms - Mood:Good
Saturday April 25 20092:59:23 PM |
Roll Reversall, starring Robson Green.
David Roll is a driving instructor, Ian Reversall is a baker. Due to some kind of accident they are forced to swap jobs. With hilarious consequences.

Chalk And Cheese, starring Robson Green
Dave Chalk and Leeroy Cheese are two men. They are very different. Quite literally as different as chalk and cheese. Consequently they don't really get on but occasionally they do something which makes them realise they are more similar than they initially thought and then Leeroy Cheese falls in a pond to break the seriousness of the moment.

Something about my day..I'm off for a few beers in a bit, so when I return I expect to find this top of the journals pile.
Talk amongst yourselves. I may be some time..

(whats that from?)

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So I went down to my local Ladbrokes to put a bet on the Grand National this morning.. - Mood:Good
Saturday April 04 20094:33:15 PM |
..( it's big horse race, for my non-UK chums) and the sign outside says 'Open every Sunday 11-5' Now I know for a fact that it is open on Sunday afternoons but the bloke on the counter wouldn't take my bet!

Anyway, I'm staying in for the first saturday in ages. The Mrs has gone for a girlie night with her buddies, and I need to save money cos we're off to London over the easter weekend. And that place is EXPENSIVE.

Tell me your favourite city in the world that you have visited, and why.

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My weekend in pictures - Mood:Good
Sunday March 01 200910:55:16 AM |
On friday night my "band" played a "gig" in some sh*tty pub in Leeds. We aren't very good, and the only people there to watch us were friends/girfriends etc. But I enjoyed it, and thats what its all about. We were meant to go on about 8:30, but there were 2 bands on before us and they overran so we didnt get on til about 10, and I'd be getting steadily drunker all the time. But I didn't make too many f*ck ups.

Then last night the guys Im in the "band" with went to see Metallica at Sheffield arena, which was awesome. Then after went out in Sheffield. Feeling a bit rough today and spent too much and drank too much and ate too much but it was worth it. Just wish a certain someone could have been there for both of them, but I know she was in spirit!

Pictures of both of these momentus events will follow this post!

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