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Male, 80 years old
Your Ass, Illinois, Midwest US

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John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Sufjan Stevens


Interests: Flirting / Socializing / Nudism / Forensics / Dating
Homepage: Click Here
Birthday:3/17/1942 (80 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation: Pogo the Clown
Marital Status: (Decline to State)
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Religion: (Decline to State)
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: Where the Boys Are
Fav. TV Show:
Fav. Book: Who Moved My Cheese?
Fav. Song: Humpty Dance
Fav. Food: Sausage
Fav. Car: One with a big trunk
 
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Life Coach - Mood:Good
Thursday April 17 20141:04:44 PM |
I’m going to go into business for myself and become a life coach. I figure I have many life (and death) experiences that may help someone who finds themselves stuck in their current situation.
I can offer up rudimentary psychological advice along with some folksy sayings and colloquialism. Wrap all that up with the natural propensity of people to accept advice from clowns, and I’m all set.
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She blinded me with science. Or maybe it was chemistry. - Mood:Mischievous
Wednesday October 07 200912:17:08 PM |
Regardless, mace freakin' burns. Luckily iIcan take subtle hints.

I'm excited about Halloween. I'll be giving out my "retro" candy treats. And by retro I mean candy that i have left over from the 1970's.

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I`m going to pitch a new reality show to Fox - Mood:Good
Tuesday May 26 200912:58:46 PM |
It’s going to be called Celebrity Russian Roulette. Each week there will be a group of celebrities (usually ones that get on my nerves) vying for top prizes, and the right to live another week. Much like Idol, it will be in front of a live audience.

My sponsors will be Smith & Wesson, and perhaps ShamWow.

I’m thinking the pilot episode should have Paris Hilton against Donald Trump, as well as a random loser of Dancing with the Stars going against one of the losers of American Idol. The warm-up match would be the actors in the Snuggies and Miracle Ear commercials. There can be only one!!

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I cannot resist ProCaulk - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 10 200912:07:16 PM |
I knew the commercial would wear me down eventually. It's one of the first items I've ordered that Billy Mays hasn't yelled at me to buy. I really want to see Billy in a Snuggie.
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Drat You All - Mood:Naughty
Saturday December 20 20083:49:45 PM |
Every goddamn one of you f*ckers. So how is everyone elses day?
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WalMart Greeter - Mood:Spastic
Friday May 23 20089:12:30 AM |
I think I'm going to apply for a job as a WalMart greeter. I'm getting up in years, I'm quite disturbing, I frighten children, and I'm just a people person.
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Room for Rent - Mood:Hopeful
Wednesday May 07 20089:05:37 PM |
You know I was looking at craigslist and there are some real weirdos renting rooms. So I decided I would do the same. My add so far:

Basement room for rent. $350 a month, all utilities included. Prefer young male, no family, no friends. No security deposit needed. In fact just come check out the room and don't mention it to anyone.
Should I ask for references?

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Oh Spare Me... - Mood:Good
Wednesday October 24 20071:39:47 PM |
that's what he said.

Anyway..I'm thinking of buying one of those new hair removal things that are advertised. I love how they use black and white film when showing the "old" way of doing something, and then color when they show their product.

Hopefully it works on back hair. The drain in my shower looks like a giant tarantula.

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Visit - Mood:Naughty
Wednesday August 29 20073:41:57 PM |
My crawlspace and support my clown career.
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A Sweet Story - Mood:Naughty
Friday March 02 20073:49:10 PM |
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr. Goodbar.

So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

Have you guys heard this before?

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These Are a Few of My Favorite Clowns - Mood:Lovestruck
Thursday February 08 20072:57:18 PM |
Well of course me Pogo

Pennywise

Homey D.

Shakes

Who is your favorite clown?

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I love this cold weather! - Mood:Horny
Monday February 05 20074:05:11 PM |
It keeps my house from smelling like rotten corpses. *snicker fits*
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Could It Be? - Mood:Hopeful
Tuesday January 30 20072:43:48 PM |
Last evening, I felt really lonely and unloved, but as I was taking my sheets to the local cleaners to get some stains out of them, I noticied they had little tissue signs over the hangers that said We Our Customers. Do you think they really love me? Or is it just a marketing ploy?
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Could It Be? - Mood:Hopeful
Tuesday January 30 20072:43:48 PM |
Last evening, I felt really lonely and unloved, but as I was taking my sheets to the local cleaners to get some stains out of them, I noticied they had little tissue signs over the hangers that said We Our Customers. Do you think they really love me? Or is it just a marketing ploy?
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Forever Deleter Whore My Love - Mood:Good
Tuesday January 23 20073:53:07 PM |
Busted!
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Forever Deleter Whore My Love - Mood:Good
Tuesday January 23 20073:53:07 PM |
Busted!
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I`m Tired - Mood:Naughty
Tuesday February 07 200612:21:50 PM |
I've been digging in my backyard and under my house all morning.

Do you guys like my new avy?

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