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Male, 31 years old

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Interests: Music / School / Games / Movies / Music
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Birthday:11/30/1989 (31 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation: A nail in society`s eye
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Agnostic
Politics: (Decline to State)
Fav. Movie: Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Fav. TV Show: Peep Show, Mythbusters
Fav. Book: Hitchhiker`s Guide To The Galaxy, The Horus Heresy
Fav. Song: Soilwork - Enter Dog of Pavlov
Fav. Food: Bacon
Fav. Car: One with four wheels and a horn
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Art - Mood:Frightened
Friday May 29 20093:32:50 AM |
Art, man.
There's something about it. You can do whatever the f*ck you want, and hide behind it. Artists in Sweden have dipped a crucifix in pee, blood and various bodily fluids, nailed hamsters to planks, simply gone up on stage and peed (although she was british, I think), and my brother told me about someone who climbed a mountain to fill 40 pairs of shoes with butter. Dunno if he/she was Swedish, though.
In the paper today I saw a picture of a helicopter putting a house on top of the Stockholm Globe Arena. The goal was to put that house on the moon. Yes, the f*cking moon.
I'd like to peek at the correspondence for that.
"Dear NASA! I'm a Swedish artist ... [...] ... any possibility that you can bring my house the next time you go to the moon?"
"lol gtfo"

Do you know about other atrocities covered up as art?

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Nihilistic misanthropy - Mood:Smug
Monday April 27 20097:12:48 AM |
Nothing has any meaning and I hate humanity.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

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Sad Norwegians - Mood:Mischievous
Friday April 24 20093:19:12 PM |
I don't think there are any sad Norwegians.

Well, yeah, I guess there could be... But once they talk the get happy again.

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Idiots - Mood:Horny
Sunday April 19 20094:31:13 PM |
I don't know if this is a big phenomena internationally, but in Sweden, a lot of people seem to think that the meaning of life is 42. (The answer to the Question about Life, The Universe and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy)

Now, they've got that the answer is 42... But where the hell do they get the meaning of life from?

The thing is that the answer is useless without the question, and noone knows the question. Didn't these people read the book? When did they draw the conclusion that the question was talking about the meaning of life?
Personally, I don't think that a question that spans across everything in the universe and beyond would focus on our pathetic little existence. We're part of it, but what the hell.
Just listen to it:

"What is the meaning of life?"


They're all idiots.

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The Perfect Death - Mood:Ecstatic
Saturday February 28 200910:31:02 PM |
I came home from the House of Metal a couple of hours ago. I saw Opeth live. Opeth!

In the car on the way home we agreed that, if you were to eat a hamburger, drink beer, get a BJ and watch Opeth live at the same time, you would die from over-stimulation. And what a glorious death it would be!

It would, in fact, be the perfect death.

Holy hell they were good. HOLY F*CKING HELL THEY WERE GOOD!

That, together with The Haunted yesterday was just... Wow.

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Fred - Mood:Depressed
Thursday February 26 20094:12:32 PM |
Fred. Yeah, you know that Youtube infection.
If you don't know, I suggest you stay far and wide from ever typing anything similar to 'Fred' in the search bar.

I really, really can't stand that little bacteria. He's gained internet fame by somehow DOING EVEN LESS that reality TV personalities! What's the deal with him? Has he got some kind of disorder? Apparently his caretakers are doing a bad job, keeping him off his meds for long enough for him to get out of his straight jacket, run away and shoot Youtube videos of himself.

This is one of many reasons I suspect our world really has lost it, seeing as he seems to have genuine fans. That's a thing about popular culture I can't get my head around, the fact that people put mind-bogglingly crappy sh*t on a pedestal.
I'm not advocating hate, but it's hard to disguise my resentment.

To those who like him, what is it about him that you like?

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Female 13-17 - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 10 20097:49:35 PM |
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the social climate of this website, that makes civil conversation goddamn impossible with most (not all, you know who you are) members of the female gender between 13-17 years of age. Maybe I've just had a bad case of statistics thrown my way, but what the hell?!
The empirical data I've gathered this far is that people who choose to contact me are generally very, very dull people (again, sweeping generalization, you still know who you are). I guess you know your own, hähä...
But still, I did nothing to deserve this kind of verbal abuse (abusing as in "not saying anything of value whatsoever"), or perhaps I did unawares. I'm sure most of these people I'm referring to are super-nice people in person, but I suppose internet's not the right medium for said individuals. Perhaps it's not the right medium for me, seeing as I'm heavily outnumbered.


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