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Would you make a good zookeeper? Created by an actual animal handler/trainer, this test will tell you if you`d make a suitable zookeeper. personality test

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1	You need to get the crocodile out of his kiddie pool to be examined. Do it -
Grab `im by the tail and drag him out Hook him around the back leg with a pole and hold his jaws shut with your free hand Pour some bleach in the pool with him Poke him with a bat. Poke. Poke.
2	You must feed the infant raccoon, but he does not want the bottle...
If he doesn`t want it, screw it. Engulf his head with your hand, covering his eyes and ears while pushing the bottle in his mouth Put the bottle up his butt. That`ll teach him to refuse your hard work Sing "Little Bunny Foo Foo" in a baby voice
3	A giant tegu lizard has your finger in a death-grip and plans on biting it off. What to do?
Grab that nearby piece of lumber and bash his head in Apply pressure to his eyes with free hand Apply pressure to his throat with free hand Panic and bite the lizard back
4	Your kinkajou has escaped and is running amok in the storage closet. Get her back in the cage.
Lure her with Froot Loops and grab her by the tail Grab her by the tail, the arm, the ear, whatever Offer her a banana and scream like a girl when she comes near you Poke her with a stick. Poke. Poke.
5	Feed your skunk.
Granola, strawberries, yogurt Apples, pears, insect mush Grape popsicles, snickers, marshmallows Peanut butter, oranges, dogfood, garbage scraps
6	How often do you bleach the floors?
Daily Weekly Every 2 Weeks Bleach? No thanks
7	Hey, nice bearded dragon - can I pick him up by the tail?
No effin` way. His tail will fall off, stupid Yeah, go ahead. You can make a sweet keychain with the tail. Sure, no harm can come of it No no no no, you pick him up by the cheek
8	Do you even like animals?
Yeah sure Nope, but I do like kicking them I`m one of those people who goes into spastic happy convulsions when I see a kitten Is this over yet?