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18 years ago by technochick

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Which Sealab 2021 crew member are you? Warning! This quiz won`t make sense to non-Alvians -- er, people who haven`t seen the show. personality test

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1	What are you most likely to be doing on a break from work?
Playing KNIGHTS OF NECROPOLIS! See, my character`s fourth-level, but after I play some more ... I`ll be fifth-level. Plotting some kind of evil scheme to take over the world. I think I`ll go relax in the pool for three whole hours. I think I`ll go smash some equipment and scream. Duh, fixing my hair!
2	Would you put your brain in a robot body?
Only if I can be a robot cat! Only if I can be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot. With hard nipples. I already am a robot! Sure! And I don`t NEED X-ray vision, either, `caue they`ll be lining up around the block to show their **** to MY robot. Maybe ... I mean, I could have the strength of five gorillas, but I wouldn`t want to be so short!
3	Are you smart?
Well, my fine education speaks for itself... Of course I am! I`m a marine biologist! Kind of. I`m more of a workable sort of smart. You know, nuclear bombs, evil schemes, that sort of thing. Well, duh, I`m like ... the smarterest person ever. Si!
4	Pick a phrase.
"Hey! Check out this bitchin` homemade Tesla coil!" "Uhhhhhh ... wait a second ... SEX!" "Yeah? I don`t eat crap." "Pudding can`t fill the emptiness inside me ... but it`ll help!" "You`re supposed to go diving before you ... uh ... die."
5	What`s your most prized possession?
My chair! My ... uh ... back massager. My Happy Cake Oven! My five -- count `em, FIVE! -- PhDs! Kill it! KILL IT!
6	Why would you make a good parent?
I like to eat babies. I`m a steroid freak! Well, I do look good in a Hugh Hefner-esque robe. SEX! I got the brains, baby!
7	Oh no! Someone`s gone back in time and keeps cloning himself! What will you do?
Build a dodge ball cannon! What ... what do you mean? FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO STOP IT! Madly accuse the clones of being dopplegangers. Make the clones fight each other! SEX!
8	Finally, if there were a bizarro version of you, what would they be like?
Like me, but with a pirate eyepatch. Some kind of a ... turtle? Like me, only sluttier. And with cool hair! My disembodied head in a jar, of course. White hair! And ice would fall from his mouth!