1 | Your baby's having heart problems. |
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2 | He pees on your bed. |
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3 | He throws the T.V. Remote in the BathTub. |
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4 | He gets Electrocuted. |
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5 | He gets you fired. |
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6 | He's two months old and can talk. He gets on the phone and orders pizza. You're flat broke. |
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7 | You play with baby dolls. |
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