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13,882 hits 1.0 (1 vote) Share Favorite | Flag 16 years ago by shakashaka

What kind of individually packaged condiment are you?
Please, contain yourself. These are actual sayings. If you guess the right answer most often, you will be Ketchup. If you`re anything else, you were wrong almost all the time.
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1If the hill is on fire...
 
...the next hill will soon catch fire.
...try not to be on the hill.
...tell Jack and Jill to fetch more pails of water.
...the grasshoppers are roasted.
...check to see if mashmallows are on sale.
 
2He who goes to bed hungry...
 
...dreams of pancakes.
...wakes up hungry.
...makes several trips to the kitchen before morning.
...will not live to see another day.
...should stop watching The Iron Chef.
 
3Never bolt your door...
 
...when expecting company.
...without first putting your spouse`s peevish pet out.
...with a boiled carrot.
...while carrying books about sorcery.
...if you do not know how to open it back up.
 
4A hornless cow will still...
 
...eat grass.
...trample the chickens.
...be sold at the auction.
...wonder about his spots.
...bump you with its knobs.
 
5The toad doesn`t know...
 
...where to find love.
...that his skin is rough.
...that gold is rare.
...what chicken pot pie tastes like.
...how to do long division.
 
6He who waits for the moon...
 
...is foolish indeed.
...misses out on all the best parties.
...waits for darkness.
...will win the lottery.
...disappoints the mistress.
 
7Beware the man with...
 
...the serpent`s tongue.
...too much plastic surgery.
...a woman`s voice.
...the pink sombrero.
...a long chin.
 
8A child brought up by its grandmother...
 
...will never be hungry.
...is three hundred yen cheaper.
...learns about menopause at an early age.
...will recycle zip-loc bags and tin foil.
...is a child with manners.
 
9The sweetest grapes...
 
...are the ones eaten by persons in Greek mythology.
...are popular among heavy metal rock fans.
...are saved for last.
...make the worst wine.
...hang highest.
 



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