KEIZER, Ore. - The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol. A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances. A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.

According to the city, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper. They are looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.

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Do you think these parking posts are too phallic to be used?
KEIZER, Ore. - The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol. A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances. A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.

According to the city, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper. They are looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.

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14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 1:12:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Freud would have a field day with some of these lunatics.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 1:23:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah I have to say, not that I've seen a lot of penises (peni?) in my life, but that's not what they look like from my perspective. That'd be one hell of a choad...
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 1:32:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
Jesus titty f*cking Christ. That doesn't look like a penis. FFS. People are so f*cking stupid.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 1:53:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
Those are not phallic in any way, shape, or form.
People are just f*cking retards.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 2:46:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
No, they are just posts.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 3:13:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Haha, I find this story so strange. I have bollards like that in my town and no one has EVER said they look like penises.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/15/07 - 3:32:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
I can see some resemblence, but I would never have thought that just looking at it.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 7/17/07 - 3:12:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
Hm. In that case we should probably knock down the Washington Monument.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 7/17/07 - 5:13:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
No, but I still want to tie white trash bags over them and hang signs that say "Always Use Protection!"
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 7/23/07 - 1:28:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hahaha! A Parking Penis!
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 7/23/07 - 1:40:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
This is f*ing hilarious. It amuses me how some people can be such dolts. Most of these complaining pinheads have probably never seen a penis.
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/14/07 - 3:47:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
If someone indeed does have a penis that resembles those posts, they need to have it checked out at the doctor's.
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/14/07 - 4:24:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
... this is ridiculous.
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/14/07 - 4:32:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Not at all.
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/14/07 - 4:38:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
If it hadn't been pointed out that they look a bit phallic, I wouldn't have noticed it.
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/14/07 - 4:54:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
No I would never notice that. Furthermore it really wouldn't upset me, unless their intent was to be phallic.
14 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/14/07 - 5:10:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
if they didn't say they looked like penises i never would've noticed them that way
14 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Sunday 9/2/07 - 4:03:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
That's ridiculous.
14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Wednesday 10/24/07 - 9:59:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
people are so sick minded these days that they see male genitals everywhere
14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/25/07 - 8:49:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
HA HA! Where are they?
14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/25/07 - 8:54:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 10/25/2007 8:49:51 AM andybarron wrote:
HA HA! Where are they?

KEIZER, Ore. Did you read the story?

No. People are idiots.

14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/25/07 - 8:57:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
Putting collars and chains on them is going to make them look better? It's just going to make them look like they are into S&M...
14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/25/07 - 8:58:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 10/25/2007 8:54:59 AM nightgoddess wrote:
On 10/25/2007 8:49:51 AM andybarron wrote: HA HA! Where are they? KEIZER, Ore. Did you read the story? No. People are idiots.

No I rarely read the stories. They usually suck.

14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 11/15/07 - 10:59:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
even if it is...what is the problem exactly?
14 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 11/15/07 - 11:00:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
Only for people with dirty minds.

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