My friend has the best calender. It's a Monty Python calender! It has things like: There is one name that is not remembered among the greats. How come no one remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbo n-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dung le-burstein von knacker-trasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ti colensic-grander-knutty-spelltinkle-gran dlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstli ch-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitt e-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-m itz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-s honedanker-kalbsfleisch-miftler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Ha thats funny. I have a strip of plastic about the size of a ruler with goo on the back from Bank of America I put it across the top pf my moniter.

no, i have calendars on my walls though

hey cocobanana, i have that same calendar on my desk at work.

Well...first I'd need a desk....

There are calendars in this room, but not at the desk.

2...I do a lot of scheduling.

No, but I have a purse calander and a calander hanging on my bedroom wall. Right now it's art featuring King Arthur but next year it will be Hello Kitty.

No calenders on my desk... one of the fridge though... pretty handy. My favorite teacher has the best desk calender ever though... reasons why chocolate is great.

Isn't it "calendAr", not "calendEr"?

No, except for the one on my computer. Its not a full calender, it just telles me what todays date is.

my current desk calendar is one with misheard song lyrics.

The question should be "did the mod who approved this question not have a dictionary?" My answer to the posted question is no.

My only calendar is situated on top of my computer desk.

Yeah, I always want a calendar in view so I can keep on top of things.

Yeah, but it shouldn't be there...
I got the computer for that.

I have them in various places around my house.

yes mine is James Marsters (Spike from buffy, angel)

I have a New Yorker cartoon day-by-day calendar. Today's caption: "So I blame you for everything--Whose fault is that?"

Oh I forgot--I do have a calendar oon my desk at work. It's The Book Lover's Calendar Every day, there's a little description of a book.

Nope. Not a calendar in site unless we're counting the one on my computer desktop.

Just lots of photos & work-related papers.

Just iCal. I got so many damn iThings and eThings.

I don't work yet, but I do have one at my desk where I work on my website: www.eteamz.com/sites/packers.

No, but there's one hanging on the wall above my desk!

i dont even have a desk. i do my homework on my bed or the kitchen table. i used to have a desk, w/ a calendar. i had so much laundry on it i couldnt see the calendar.