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caseytrz
Female,
13-17
Southern US
Joined: 19 yrs, 10 mos ago
861 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 6:28:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive." -Mel Brooks
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 6:39:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire 6 shots, or only 5?' Frankly, in all the confusion, I kind of lost track myself. So you gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?!"
--Dirty Harry
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 6:40:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Babies in the dark cause Accidents, Accidents in the dark cause babies." - my friend Candace.
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 7:01:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."
(http://www.brainofbria n.com/philosophies.html)
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Explosivo!
Male,
18-29
Southern US
Joined: 18 yrs, 9 mos ago
228 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 7:17:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."-Alexander Graham Bell
"Here is my fianl point. About drugs, about alcohol, about cinema for adult viewingography and smoking, and everything else. What buisness is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I drat, what I take into my body - as long as I don't harm another human being on this planet?"- Bill Hicks
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tx_gurl
Female,
13-17
Southern US
Joined: 18 yrs, 11 mos ago
367 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 7:41:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Life sucks and then you die!"
hehehe how's that for morbidness
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OzFactor
Female,
18-29
Eastern US
Joined: 19 yrs, 3 mos ago
3,601 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 7:58:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
It is *Life is a bitch then you die*. That is my favorite qoute too.
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omegavolt
Male,
30-39
Eastern US
Joined: 20 yrs, 1 mos ago
1,700 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 8:04:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
"A mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its original dimensions." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 8:18:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have so many! It's hard too choose...
Life is eternal; and love is immortal; and death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight. --Anonymous
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 8:30:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
If aliens are so smart, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth ?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating their food ?
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 11:38:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
"The mind is like a parachute, it works best when opened." and "I believe in an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out!"
Unfortunately I forget who said them.
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/11/03 - 11:42:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make some other bastard die for his."
--GEN George Patton
"The Lord is first, my friends are second, and I am third."
--Gale Sayers
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MildInsanity
Female,
18-29
Australia / NZ
Joined: 18 yrs, 9 mos ago
606 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 12:03:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
"In life the sweet ain't as sweet without the sour" --Vanilla sky
A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is betta!
Love is:
L ots
O f
V ague
E motions
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 1:06:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
Everything is harder than it looks,
Everything takes longer than you think,
If something can go wrong, it will,
And at the worst possible moment.
- Murphy's Law
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ed_guitarboy
Male,
18-29
Europe
Joined: 19 yrs ago
857 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 1:10:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
"...David is like fire, Nigel is like ice, and i feel i play a kind of mediating role - like luke warm water if you will" - Derek Smalls.
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 1:22:48 AM EST (GMT-5)
"And to see those pleasent little steamers who were once filled with a happy crowd sipping beer and eating sandwiches sailing into hell and coming back glorious........"
I can't bloody remember the name of the guy or the rest of it.
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ed_guitarboy
Male,
18-29
Europe
Joined: 19 yrs ago
857 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 1:29:15 AM EST (GMT-5)
"i've got a brand new combine harvester, and i'll give you the key" - The Worzels
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pheebs
Female,
18-29
Europe
Joined: 19 yrs, 10 mos ago
47 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 2:00:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse!"
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 2:04:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
You can click on my profile to read them. Although a couple are by UncleLaughie.
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29
Female,
18-29
Western US
Joined: 18 yrs, 10 mos ago
636 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 2:05:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
"When I get a little money I buy books, if there is any left I buy food and clothes."
Erasmus
"'You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
'What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
'You ask a glass of water.'"
Douglas Adams
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Frostwraith
Male,
18-29
Western US
Joined: 18 yrs, 9 mos ago
112 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 2:12:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
*Wistful Sigh* "Love is like a rose- it looks good, it feels good, but if you pick it wrong, it will stab you." (I made this one about a year and a half ago - after Joanna)
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 2:16:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are roostersure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
Bertrand Russell
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Frostwraith
Male,
18-29
Western US
Joined: 18 yrs, 9 mos ago
112 Posts
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 3:15:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
On the head, kyry.
"The only thing that you can be sure of is that you can't be sure of anything" - Not sure
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 3:22:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
"When you get to the fork in the road, take it"
Yogi Berra
"Yeah, I'll take cash, it's as good as money"
Yogi Berra
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
The Captain in 'Apocolypse Now'
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 8/12/03 - 3:39:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
Let me rephrase that:
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are coccksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
Bertrand Russell
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