Porn Shop Near Church Offers 'Clergy Discount'; Churchgoers Face Perverted Double-Sided Sign
POSTED: 8:49 a.m. EST January 17, 2003

STEWARTVILLE, Minn. -- A pornography shop's sign offering a 'clergy discount' has drawn the wrath of its churchgoing neighbors. A double-sided sign stands outside the adult store in Stewartville, Minn., in view of people entering and leaving Midwest Baptist Church. 

People driving toward the church, read: 'And God said go out into the world and have great sex. God's gift to women. Amen and amen.' 

People leaving see: 'No need to mail order. Gay videos in stock. Clergy discount. Have good sex. Hallelujah!...' 

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Should this adult video store be forced to change its signs? See story.
Porn Shop Near Church Offers `Clergy Discount`; Churchgoers Face Perverted Double-Sided Sign

POSTED: 8:49 a.m. EST January 17, 2003

STEWARTVILLE, Minn. -- A pornography shop`s sign offering a `clergy discount` has drawn the wrath of its churchgoing neighbors. A double-sided sign stands outside the adult store in Stewartville, Minn., in view of people entering and leaving Midwest Baptist Church.

People driving toward the church, read: `And God said go out into the world and have great sex. God`s gift to women. Amen and amen.`

People leaving see: `No need to mail order. Gay videos in stock. Clergy discount. Have good sex. Hallelujah!...`

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19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 2/4/03 - 6:02:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wow, talk about convenience.
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 2/4/03 - 6:07:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
Pretty classless, but getting all roused up about it will only achieve what they want.
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 2/4/03 - 6:18:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Well, yeah. They want public notice. Isn't that what every adult video store wants? I mean, they should get the kids hooked, like cigarettes. I dun like cigarettes.
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 2/11/03 - 10:46:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's so funny. And so tasteless, all at the same time.
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/15/03 - 9:52:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
Freedom of Speech!
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Sunday 2/16/03 - 3:29:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
oh man, thats pretty funny. shows you how catholics(assuming its a catholic church) can get uptight about such things.
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Sunday 2/16/03 - 3:31:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
no class, but then again it is a cinema for adult viewing video shop...
19 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Sunday 2/16/03 - 3:33:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Keep the sign!
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 3:32:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
It's says it's a Baptist church. Which can be even scarier than a Catholic church. Is this going to court? It will make me really sad if they are legally forced to take it down. Yay for a Conservative Christian Backswing.
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 3:38:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
i say keep it, we have freedom of speech.
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 3:42:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
It could, possilby challenge obscenity laws. Depnds on the "moral standards" of the community where the sign is. But damn funny. Truth hurts, don't it?
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 3:58:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sounds like it's time for a fire and brimstone revival. Good Baptists shouldn't be paying so much attention to cinema for adult viewing shops. Or maybe they were just upset the discount didn't apply to deacons and Sunday school teachers as well.
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 4:02:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
mmmm innosins... good one. But you left out the Pentacostals. You want real fire and brimstone, ya gotta hear one of the local Pentacostal preachers. Yowzer.
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 4:05:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
and God said onto the chicken: " Thou art shall crosseth thy road" and the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing!
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 4:16:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
No thanks Grace. Went to a Pentecostal church with my babysitter when I was five or six. Must've been some special event cause there were snakes and people wailing and writhing in the aisles and talking oddly. I was too impressionable, came away scared to death and started dreaming that my puppy was being crucified. Baptists and Catholics might be a bit straitlaced, but at least they're sedate.
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 4:30:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
lmao... it's great...
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 4:32:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hahaha that's funny. They should keep it.
19 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 3/24/03 - 5:05:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
Thats dumb.They're just looking for attention.They'll probably get taken for obscenity.



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