Love is like a bar of soap. Hold it tight or it will slip away.
Betrayal from friends hurts. Which is why its better to not have friends to betray you.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you`re a mile away and you have their shoes.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Man says to God:
`God, why did you make woman so beautiful?`
`So you would love her.`
The man says, `But, God, why did you make her
`So she would love you.`
Fishies go `Pook Pook Pook!`
Girl: Chickens go `Bawk bawk!`
Chicken: Excuse me, we what??
Luke.....I am your pants.