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8,651 hits 2.5 (4 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 17 years ago by SomedaySoon

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17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 3:40:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
Bringing up future creation scientists. I'd like to think this is a joke, but it isn't.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 5:43:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
I beleive some of the points of creationism... and darwinism for that matter... but this is just funny:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker."

17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 6:52:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'm still not entirely sure if that site is real or not. Sometimes it looks real, but somethimes I can't help thinking it's a satire.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 9:56:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
It's real. I've met people like that. <brrrr> These people are insane. The pity is we can only wait for them to become extinct.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 11:04:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh god, hahahahah BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I feel so sorry for those children.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 11:32:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
Really ticks me off. If any of those kids actually likes science, boy are they in for a rude awakening when they get to college.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 11:39:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Stephen J. Gould, a paleontologist respected amongst evolutionists, was once quoted as saying during a non-public meeting of his peers: "Evolution is clearly an absurd idea; The proposition that all the complexities of life just happened ... due to random, contingent actions of the material world is unsupportable. [Extended baseball analogy to illustrate previous point.] However, we must believe in evolution because the alternative is unthinkable.""

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 2/17/05 - 11:40:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
This is obviously a parody site poking fun at creationists...
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 1:30:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
It really does look like a joke. But I am not entirely certain that it is.

If it is not then I feel very sorry for them.

17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 1:40:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
Laughed myself sick.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 7:29:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
Of course this is for real!!
And of course evolutionism is something people invented to run away from the clear idea that there is a God!
However, some of these projects are so bizarre...
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 3:30:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
Where are the Yes Men when you need them. . .
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 4:01:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
man I hope it's a joke but the links seem to go to legitimate sites. I dunno.. the Mime4Him.com site is pretty funny too. (ad at bottom of page)
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 4:05:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
ok..Im pretty sure this is another satire site like www.landoverbaptist.com. They even claim to be trying to shut down landoverbaptist.com. That makes it suspicious.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 5:38:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
Honorable mention ... mousetrap reduced toa pile of functionless parts ... lol
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 5:40:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
Ick. I hate people like that.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 6:01:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
Women Were Designed For Homemaking...no, if that were true, women would have 4 arms/hands. WHY DO ALL F-ING CREATIONISTS THINK THAT JUST CUZ ONE BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION ONE MUST BE ATHIEST? Ainur, if you truely believe that PLEASE explain it to me. F-ing pisses the heck outta me. I belive in a creator, but I see no conflict with the theory of evolution. (possibly cuz I think the bible's nothing more then a big book of bedtime stories... not that jesus wasn't a cool dude, but... oh, I'll just shut up now *sigh*)
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 8:18:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
OmG...these poor children!!! They're completely corrupted!!! I find the "women were designed for homemaking" extremely sexist and think that everyone on this site must be abolished. THat's just sad. I weep for the world.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 2/18/05 - 9:39:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
i wish there was more detail im working on my first science fair project now...well i was but then i got bored
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/05 - 12:36:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Maybe they're not so serious... they've got t-shirts for "fellowship university"... FU? http://www.cafepress.com/fellowshipu
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/05 - 2:28:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
God, please protect me from your followers...
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/05 - 5:03:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
if these guys are real... they must be some really strange obscure sect. I am baptist and I've never heard anybody talk like this at our church.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/05 - 10:57:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
what a bunch of right-wing nut jobs
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Monday 2/21/05 - 4:38:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
It's sad to think but this kind of crap is winning! Slowly but, it will constrict all mannor of opposing thought
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Wednesday 2/23/05 - 10:24:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
Just to make things clear: The site is satire. In fact the link to "Shutdown Landover Baptist" is part of the same satire. Somebody clearly has too much time on their hands. The frightening part is that these people exist. Try www.answersingenesis.org and dinosauradventureland.com for some more laughs. (These sites are real)

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