Bringing up future creation scientists. I'd like to think this is a joke, but it isn't.

I beleive some of the points of creationism... and darwinism for that matter... but this is just funny:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker."

I'm still not entirely sure if that site is real or not. Sometimes it looks real, but somethimes I can't help thinking it's a satire.

It's real. I've met people like that. <brrrr> These people are insane. The pity is we can only wait for them to become extinct.

Oh god, hahahahah BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I feel so sorry for those children.

Really ticks me off. If any of those kids actually likes science, boy are they in for a rude awakening when they get to college.

"Stephen J. Gould, a paleontologist respected amongst evolutionists, was once quoted as saying during a non-public meeting of his peers: "Evolution is clearly an absurd idea; The proposition that all the complexities of life just happened ... due to random, contingent actions of the material world is unsupportable. [Extended baseball analogy to illustrate previous point.] However, we must believe in evolution because the alternative is unthinkable.""

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is obviously a parody site poking fun at creationists...

It really does look like a joke. But I am not entirely certain that it is.

If it is not then I feel very sorry for them.

Laughed myself sick.

Of course this is for real!!
And of course evolutionism is something people invented to run away from the clear idea that there is a God!
However, some of these projects are so bizarre...

Where are the Yes Men when you need them. . .

man I hope it's a joke but the links seem to go to legitimate sites. I dunno.. the Mime4Him.com site is pretty funny too. (ad at bottom of page)

ok..Im pretty sure this is another satire site like www.landoverbaptist.com. They even claim to be trying to shut down landoverbaptist.com. That makes it suspicious.

Honorable mention ... mousetrap reduced toa pile of functionless parts ... lol

Ick. I hate people like that.

Women Were Designed For Homemaking...no, if that were true, women would have 4 arms/hands. WHY DO ALL F-ING CREATIONISTS THINK THAT JUST CUZ ONE BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION ONE MUST BE ATHIEST? Ainur, if you truely believe that PLEASE explain it to me. F-ing pisses the heck outta me. I belive in a creator, but I see no conflict with the theory of evolution. (possibly cuz I think the bible's nothing more then a big book of bedtime stories... not that jesus wasn't a cool dude, but... oh, I'll just shut up now *sigh*)

OmG...these poor children!!! They're completely corrupted!!! I find the "women were designed for homemaking" extremely sexist and think that everyone on this site must be abolished. THat's just sad. I weep for the world.

i wish there was more detail im working on my first science fair project now...well i was but then i got bored

Maybe they're not so serious... they've got t-shirts for "fellowship university"... FU? http://www.cafepress.com/fellowshipu

God, please protect me from your followers...

if these guys are real... they must be some really strange obscure sect. I am baptist and I've never heard anybody talk like this at our church.

what a bunch of right-wing nut jobs

It's sad to think but this kind of crap is winning! Slowly but, it will constrict all mannor of opposing thought

Just to make things clear: The site is satire. In fact the link to "Shutdown Landover Baptist" is part of the same satire. Somebody clearly has too much time on their hands. The frightening part is that these people exist. Try www.answersingenesis.org and dinosauradventureland.com for some more laughs. (These sites are real)