The name says it all. Link Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
Questions
Quizzes
Articles
My Journal
Forums
List Links | Link Comments | My Links | Favorites | +Add link
LATEST
POPULAR RANDOM

All | Games | Funny | Entertainment | Quizzes | Weird | Tech | People | Arts/Lit | News | Science | Sports | Places | Misc

13,926 hits 3.0 (3 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 17 years ago by LeananSidhe

How to have sex with a dolphin
The name says it all.
dolphinsex.org
Visit Site

Prev 1 2 Next (showing 1-25 of 28)

Bottom Last Post

17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 3:21:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
The name says it all. I feel truly enlightened by this.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 3:41:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
How did you find this is what I'm wondering...
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 3:46:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
I wanted to learn how to have sex with dolphins, so I looked it up. Duh.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 4:12:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
That guy is dead serious! What a sick and twisted lifestyle!! He should be arrested and thrown in the Looney Bin right away!!
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 4:25:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
haha! I remember this. Goatse man had a link to it on his site.

I once stumbled across a page where a guy explained how to have sex with your car. Muy weird!

17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 4:30:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
i have to agree with soundofmusic on this one
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 5:13:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
....if this thing is real, I'm both disturbed and amused. I mean, dolphins have been known to rape people every now and again, so I guess it's not far off...?
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 5:14:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
haha I saw this a while back, funny stuff.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 6:08:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Haha. I can't see why someone would possibly want to do that, but at least it sounds like it's consensual.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 6:32:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
It also talks about giving geese blow jobs!
"If all goes well, you will get a quick gentle pop in the cheek. When this happens, you get a very tangy, tasty treat! Nothing is more glorious then hearing the trumpet of a goose when he orgasms! After he orgasms, he will start off with a slow, low pitch quiet scream, which will quickly get loud and raise in pitch. His whole body will shake, and he will rapidly shake his still folded wings. He will then let out 3 or 4 quick high to low pitched screams. Most geese will throw their head back when they orgasm. Others will continue to hold onto the mountee during the whole orgasm. Even if they fall off during the orgasm, they will continue to hold on! Either way, it is exciting and tasty!!"
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/4/04 - 10:18:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh gosh. How sick.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 5:55:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
Nothing is more glorious then hearing the trumpet of a goose when he orgasms!

hahaha oh god

17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 7:36:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
This site is also by some strange f***er who also has a site on how to have SEX WITH DEAD PEOPLE and what are the best techniques http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.htm...

if someone finds out who this person is then they should be placed in a mental institute or sent to jail as this person/people have too much detail on who to do such acts- I'm thinking they have acted out such things.

17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 9:02:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
From the way he talks he has definatly done these things. How sick and demented can people be!! What a lack of respect for nature and the deceased. He should be locked up for good!!
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 9:28:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm sure this site was done in jest.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 9:39:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
I found it funny
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 10:06:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
"Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling."

Bwahahahahahaha

17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 1:40:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wow. There's an anti-masturbation page too. They prescribe the Book of Mormon. Oh, man.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 3:33:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's so evil! Why would you rape an animal? That's almost as bad as pedophilia.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 5:05:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
Just creepy...............I really hope that this guy is joking! Although it is in a disturbing amount of detail for a joke.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 9:36:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh my, thats really all I can say is Oh my.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Thursday 2/5/04 - 9:42:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
"and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city."

That is just sick.

17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Friday 2/6/04 - 5:57:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wierd...AND DISTURBINGLY SICK!
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Friday 2/6/04 - 7:13:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wow....just....wow. That is just sick.
17 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Friday 2/6/04 - 9:24:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
It's not rape. The dolphins wanna have sex with people!

Prev 1 2 Next (showing 1-25 of 28)



You need to be logged in to post a reply

New to YT? Create a Free Account ~ Have an Account? Log In

Top



10 Most Popular Links Today
1 Jesus Being a Jerk

2 Mark Fox and Lil Markie

3 Country Ranking by Alcohol Consumption

4 Mario - The Hardest Level

5 Hot Women of Russian Curling Team

6 How Fat is Your Country?

7 Breakfast on a Stick

8 The Faces of Michael Jackson

9 I Cut the Satan Star Into My Arm!

10 Idiot Test 4

More Links
 
Edit