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11,027 hits 2.0 (23 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by timbo557

Jesus Dress Up
Dress Jesus up as you please. Hopefully this won`t offend you, it`s just humorous.
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18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 12/1/03 - 10:07:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah, that's how it was when I posted it. Great minds must think alike. At least you didn't get yelled at as much as I did.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 12/1/03 - 10:46:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
"seems like only Christians find this funny."
I dont. Im a Christian.
(and for the record, thats NOT satan in my avy)
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 12/1/03 - 11:47:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
What would Jesus do? Would he yell about it?

Did Jesus have a funny bone?

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 12/2/03 - 1:18:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
I don't think it's funny either, and I'm Christian.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 12/2/03 - 2:47:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
I don't really think that dressing up someone who is dying/dead, in a santa suit is really that funny...
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 12/2/03 - 7:48:15 AM EST (GMT-5)
Its really disrespectful of other beliefs
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 12/2/03 - 5:13:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
offensive but entertaining.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 7:51:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
When you are burning in hell you will know why.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 11:53:02 AM EST (GMT-5)
I find the 'burning in hell' and the 'you know where you're going' comments more amusing than the game. Chill out.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 3:10:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's pretty sick
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 3:48:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
man oh man...you guys....a song for all you guys that are being offended....lighten up


Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah (x4)

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 3:49:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
do, Heavens no

Hell yeah (x4)

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 4:40:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
I don't think anyone is going to burn in hell for playing with the site, but I still don't like it. What if someone took a picture of you during the most painful and sad moment of your life and put antlers and a pimp jacket on you.
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 5:25:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's an actual picture of Jesus?
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Wednesday 12/3/03 - 9:00:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
i didnt think it was that funny.. kinda morbid, but nothing to burn in hell over
18 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Sunday 12/14/03 - 2:52:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
to me i think this website is not funny at all. jeasus did alot for us and this is how we repay him?
18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Saturday 8/28/04 - 2:23:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
Not too funny really, it's a little dress up doll. Not in any way offensive though... Meh, maybe I just looked when the costumes weren't much fun.
18 yrs ago - Tuesday 8/31/04 - 9:43:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hilarious!
18 yrs ago - Wednesday 9/1/04 - 3:34:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
He doesnt look to bad *awaits bashing*
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 7/4/05 - 9:03:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Quite possibly one of the funniest things i've seen... so entertaining

~blasphemy is a blast for me~

16 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 10/14/05 - 4:55:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol

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