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34,802 hits 3.4 (62 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 15 years ago by S_J_W

The Marriage Contract
A list of ``Wifely Expectations`` from a man now on trial for kidnapping his own spouse.
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15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 1:40:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
A list of "Wifely Expectations" from a man now on trial for kidnapping his own spouse.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:18:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
omg that's hilarious
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:20:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
that's not hilarious that is disgusting!! >_< especially if he's serious about it...too freaky for words.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:24:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
john edward just got replaced as biggest douche in the universe
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:26:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
I can't believe someone actually married him...
IF my guy came to me with that list, I'd tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:35:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
I wonder if he showed her that before they were married? And what "rule" she broke to get kidnapped?
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:40:53 AM EST (GMT-5)
you're right, that's not hilarious. my fault, i didnt read the whole thing, i just read the first part of the contract, and thought it was a joke. now i've read it carefully.

my comment: what a sicko. his photo is creepy too.

15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:51:38 AM EST (GMT-5)
He is one serious sicko. What a demanding and ridiculous contract.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:53:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
great story to tell the kids
yes ur father and i wed shortly after his child cinema for adult viewingography case blew over and i agreed to be his sex slave
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 2:55:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
GBDs.

"IF my guy came to me with that list, I'd tell him to kiss my ass and go make me dinner. And he would."

Turn that around and see if it's not on par with this guy in the link.

15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 3:20:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
The person who wrote that contract is one sick f*ck, but who the h*ll would SIGN that willingly?!
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 3:41:48 AM EST (GMT-5)
ugh.. whoever writes things like that is probably inhuman >_<
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 4:09:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
yeah..I could understand if it were a normal couple and they were really into D/S...but the wife was still treated with respect otherwise...but that doesn't seem to be the case with this man.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 4:27:51 AM EST (GMT-5)
She never signed. She disappeared.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 6:09:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
Surprising that with all that specificity there's nothing to prevent her from stabbing him to death and castrating him out of sheer frustration some time after the kids are in bed, but before "My Time", when she has to prance around naked for him. Good thing he like structure, he'll have a great time in prison. They don't give you Good Behavior Days for anal intercourse there, expected or no.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 6:21:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
That's just.....wrong.
Well, i wonder if he will get BGD's in jail for getting ass raped.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 6:29:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
...She married him? I mean it's not like this unexpectedly came up. If he's this anal and demanding it was bound to be noticed right? What is she insane? My God, did they actually have children? It said he has "a separate child cinema for adult viewingography rap" even. How does this happen?
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 6:37:51 AM EST (GMT-5)
that masn is totally sick and i dont thýnk ý need to say anythind about the woman was she retarded o rosmething cant believe she married him. even reading that made my skin crawl!!
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 6:39:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
sorry fu*ked up computer!! that man is totally sick and that woman is retarded cant believe she married him!!
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 8:51:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
This guy has absolutely no concept of what marriage is. I'd wager he was molested as a child, an experience that instilled an overwhelming need to exert absolute control over others as well as manifested itself in his child cinema for adult viewingography pastime.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 9:49:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
Aside from all the weirdness, I think the idea of finding something (or nothing) under the pillow to wear is a romantic/playful thing and would work in any normal relationship. Obviously not in this case though. And yeah, anyone in a serious bdsm relationship can understand/relate to a lot that was written here.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 9:53:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
i wonder how much of that she actually did. the article before the contract did say she didnt sign it.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 11:02:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
I agree with everyone else. This is totally disgusting. I'd imagine he was a totally nice and normal guy before she married him, then he went batshi.t insane and pulled this out on her.
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 1:27:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
yo......wtf?
15 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 2/22/06 - 1:46:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
Pfft... My contract is 6 pages long.

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