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2,570 hits 1.5 (2571 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 14 years ago by exxkon

A mushroom walks into a bar.

He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says no. The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi."


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