A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out.

The bartender asks, "can I help you, sir?"
The guy orders a beer.
The bartender asks the guy if his duck friend wants any thing, and the duck says, "no thanks." 
"Oh! You're a talking duck." the bartender says, "what's your name?"
"Houie," the duck says.
The bartender asks the duck how his day went.
The duck says, "It went great. I've been jumping on puddles all day."
"That's nice," says the bartender.

Out jumps another duck. 
The bartender asks, "are you a talking duck, too?"
"Yessir," says the duck.
"Well, what's your name?" he asks.
"Douie," says the duck.
"Well, how was your day?" asks the bartender.
"Great. I've been jumping on puddles all day," Douie says.
The bartender says, "oh, that's nice."

Out jumps a third duck.
The bartender says, "Well, I suppose you talk, too."
"Yes, I do," replies the third duck.
"Is your name Louie? Houie, Douie, and Louie?" asks the bartender.
"No," says the duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask how my day is going.  Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Puddles

A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out.

The bartender asks, "can I help you, sir?"
The guy orders a beer.
The bartender asks th (more)


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