A carrot is driving to work one day, when suddenly there's a terrible accident and he has to go to the hospital.

His wife rushes over to the hospital to check up on him as soon as she hears the news. She is in the waiting room for ten minutes before the doctor comes out to speak with her.

"Oh, Doctor?" She pleads, "Is my husband going to be okay?"

"I'm so sorry, Miss," The doctor replies sadly. "He's a vegetable." Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Carrot in the Hospital

A carrot is driving to work one day, when suddenly there's a terrible accident and he has to go to the hospital.

His wife rushes over to the hospital to check up on him as soon as she hears the new (more)


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