(10) Good: The postman’s early.
      Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
      Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

(9) Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
     Bad: She wants a divorce.
     Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

(8) Good: Your son is dating someone new.
     Bad: It’s another man.
     Ugly: He’s your best friend.

(7) Good: Your husband understands fashion.
     Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
     Ugly: He looks better than you.

(6) Good: Your son is finally maturing.
     Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door.
     Ugly: So are you.

(5) Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
     Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
     Ugly: You’re in them.

(4) Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
     Bad: She keeps interrupting.
     Ugly: With corrections.

(3) Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
     Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
     Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

(2) Good: Your wife is pregnant.
     Bad: It’s triplets.
     Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

(1) Good: Your daughter got a new job.
     Bad: As a hooker.
     Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
     Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.  Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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152 hits 3.5 (156 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by missbhaven

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

(10) Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

(9) Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
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