An atheist is about to be eaten by a bear, so tries this whole "Christianity" thing he's heard so much about.

He begins to pray and thinks "Please God! Turn this bear into a Christian!" So he hears a voice in his head.

"Oh! So you want my help now! All your life you haven't believed in me... But you want my help now..." the voice says.

"Please just this once!" the atheist thinks quickly.

"Oh, okay then..."  the voice replys.

But then the bear tries to attack him again. But stops.

"Thank you God, for this meal I shall recieve." And eats the atheist. Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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The Christian Bear

An atheist is about to be eaten by a bear, so tries this whole "Christianity" thing he's heard so much about.

He begins to pray and thinks "Please God! Turn this bear into a Christia (more)


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