You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a steep drop off
and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? 

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How do you get out of this situation?

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a steep drop off
and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a gall
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