Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches have dropped dead from old age. 

     In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest chimps have also kicked the bucket.

     Waste not want not so he puts them in a sack with the finches and later tosses them in the lion's cage at feeding time.

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2,209 hits 1.6 (2209 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 19 years ago by Bon

NTO EXACTLY ZOODLES!

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches have dropped dead from old age.

In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest chimps have also kicked the b
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