1. It's soft centred, not self centred

2. It's rich, smooth and irresistible, but it will never go astray

3. There is more than one layer to a Tim Tam

4. It doesn't care what you look like, or how old you are

5. Your friends will love it as much as you do

6. It's short, dark and handsome, and yours for life

7. It exists only to bring you pleasure and expects nothing in return

8. It never has to work back late at the office

9. It can make you feel better without saying a word

10. It's always there when you need it
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Ten Reasons Why A Tim Tam Is Better Than A Man

1. It's soft centred, not self centred

2. It's rich, smooth and irresistible, but it will never go astray

3. There is more than one layer to a Tim Tam

4. It doesn't ca
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