A man who had read in the Bible that God had made the world in 7 days had always wondered if it were true, after he died and went to heaven... he was walking with God and asked "God, how long is a day to you ?" God answered, "it's a minute in your perception". He then asked "God, how long is 1,000 years to you?". God answered "it's a day". He then asked: "God , how much is a million dollars to you?" God answered "it's a penny".. he then asked "God, can I borrow a penny?". God replied. "give me a day". Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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A man who had read in the Bible that God had made the world in 7 days had always wondered if it were true, after he died and went to heaven... he was walking with God and asked "God, how long is (more)


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