(4) Heard your boyfriend left you,
how upset you must be.
But don't fret about it,
He moved in with me. (3) When we were together
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
(2) Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
(1) Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama,
Kentucky, and West Virginia)
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