on a nice spring day.  He passed the zoo where he saw a little girl sticking her hand through the bars of the lions cage.  Sure enough the lion grabbed her and pulled her in.  Well, this fella got off his Harley and jumped over the zoo fence, ran up to the cage, and punched the lion smack between the eyes.  He hit the lion so hard it was startled and he shook his head and dropped the little girl.  The Harley rider grabbed her, pulled her out of the cage and handed her to her relieved parents.

By coincidence there was a reporter from the New York Times standing there watching the whole event.  When the little girl had been safely returned, the reporter ran up to the Harley rider and said; "WOW! that is the most amazingly brave thing I have EVER seen!  Please, may I have your name so I can write a story about it?  I promise you will get the recognition you so deserve!"  Well the Harley rider was a little embarrassed but went ahead and complied with the request.  the next morning, the headline in the morning paper was:

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on a nice spring day. He passed the zoo where he saw a little girl sticking her hand through the bars of the lions cage. Sure enough the lion grabbed her and pulled her in. Well, this fella got off (more)


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