The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.  I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”  Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.   Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.  Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.  I was really proud of  myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”. 
He didn't seem pissed off in the least.  Whew, I got away with that one!  Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.”  When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh sh*t’, cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,  cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.” Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Girl's Night Out...When You're Married

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. A (more)


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