In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Netscape deal, and the  HP/Compaq deal, here are the next bombshell mergers. Investors should expect the following. 

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.  Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. 

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to  become Polly Warner Cracker. 

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. 

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da. 

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP. 

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge to become Fairwell Honeychild. 

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge to become Poupon Pants. 

Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women will merge to become Knott NOW. Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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New Business Mergers

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Netscape deal, and the HP/Compaq deal, here are the next bombshell mergers. Investors should expect the following.

Hale Business Systems, Mary
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