One day a Jerry, Perry and Cletus were on their way to heaven. 

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. 

So Jerry made it to the 45th step and laughed. 

Perry made it to the 200th step and laughed. 

Cletus made it to the 999th step but then laughed, even before God told his joke!

God asked, "Why did you laugh? I haven't even told the joke yet!" 

Cletus responded, "I just now got the first one!!!" Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

One day a Jerry, Perry and Cletus were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would no (more)


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