She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED PERSON.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

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How to speak about women and be Politically Correct

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED PERSON.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
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