1.    Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.  Say this with 
a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions 
Carpet Fresh. 

2.    Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed. 
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Ten Rules of Housekeeping

1. Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with
a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions
Carpet Fresh.

2. Dust bunnies cannot evol
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