A computer was something on TV From a science-fiction show of note 
A window was something you hated to clean 
And ram was the cousin of a goat 

Meg was the name of my girlfriend 
And gig was a job for the nights 
Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. 

An application was for employment 
A program was a TV show 
A cursor used profanity 
A keyboard was a piano. 

Memory was something that you lost with age 
A CD was a bank account 
And if you had a 3-in. floppy 
You hoped nobody found out. 

Compress was something you did to the garbage 
Not something you did to a file 
And if you unzipped anything in public 
You'd be in jail for a while. 

Log on was adding wood to the fire 
Hard drive was a long trip on the road 
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived 
And a backup happened to your commode. 

Cut you did with a pocket knife 
Paste you did with glue 
A web was a spider's home 
And a virus was the flu. 

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head 

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash 
But when it happens they wish they were dead. 
 
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2,184 hits 2.1 (2184 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 17 years ago by falconwing

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A computer was something on TV From a science-fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
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