THE GAG TEST
 
Anything that makes you gag is spoiled except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night. 
 
 
EGGS
 
When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. 
 
 
DAIRY PRODUCTS
 
Milk is spoiled when it looks like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it already is. 
 

FROZEN FOODS
 
Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting program in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled..or wrecked, anyway..by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife. 
 
 
MEAT
 
If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three block radius to congregate outside your kitchen door, the meat is spoiled. 
 
 
LETTUCE 
 
Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without Comet. 
 
 
CANNED GOODS
 
Any canned good that has become the shape or size of a basketball should be disposed of. Carefully.
 
 
CARROTS 
 
A carrot that you can tie in a clove hitch is not fresh. 
 
 
WINE
 
It should not taste like salad dressing. 
 
 
 
POTATOES
 
Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches or dense leafy undergrowth. 
 
 
CHIP DIP
 
If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad. 
 
 
 
CAUTION
 
If it's in a plastic container and it's breathing, don't throw it out. You have made  a life form and needs to be taken out for a walk. Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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How do you know when food has gone bad?

THE GAG TEST

Anything that makes you gag is spoiled except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night.


EGGS

When something starts pecking its way o
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