Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.

'When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.'
 Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
Questions
Quizzes
Articles
My Journal
Forums
Read Jokes | Joke Comments | My Jokes | Favorites | +Add Joke
LATEST
POPULAR RANDOM

155 hits 3.4 (156 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by falconwing

Dumb

Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress and t (more)


Bottom Last Post




You need to be logged in to post a reply

New to YT? Create a Free Account ~ Have an Account? Log In

Top



10 Most Popular Jokes Today
1 When Beethoven Passed Away, He Was Buried In A Churchyard...

2 Do you live in a home that has been owned by your family for multiple generations?

3 Two homeless guys

4 Why was 5 afraid of 7?

5 My cat prefers a clean litter box.

6 Donald Trump

7 What's the difference between a preschool and an ISIS camp?

8 What does DNA stand for?

9 Who is a zombie's favorite economist?

10 What’s the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

More Jokes
 
Edit