WALT WHITMAN: To cluck the song of itself

MR.SCOTT: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam wasna functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!  

JACK NICHOLSON: 'Cause it (CENSORED) wanted to. That's the (CENSORED) reason.  

KARL MARX: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.  

MARK TWAIN: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.  

ROBERT FROST: To cross the road less traveled by.  

EMILY DICKINSON: Because it could not stop for death.  

GILLIGAN: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail; the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!  

BUDDHA: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.  

FOX MULDER: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it. 

PEE WEE HERMAN: He didn't want me choking him. JFK:Ask not why the chicken crosses the road, but what you can do to help him cross it.  

O.J. SIMPSON: I will be asking that question for the rest of my life until I find the real person who made the chicken cross that road.  

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find  out. 

COLONEL SANDERS: What? I missed one?  

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.  

BOB DYLAN: How many roads must one chicken cross?  

HP LOVECRAFT: To escape the eldritch, cthonic, rugose, polypous, indescribably horrible abomination not from our space-time continuum.  

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.  

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road: famous people`s responses

WALT WHITMAN: To cluck the song of itself

MR.SCOTT: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam wasna functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!

JACK NICHOLSON: 'Cause it (CENSORE
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