I once met a man who had a dog named Democrat (true story)
"How did you ever come up with the name Democrat for a dog?" I asked.
"Well it's simple," he said.
"1. He consumes more than he produces
2. You can't understand a word he's sayin(more)
"How did you ever come up with the name Democrat for a dog?" I asked.
"Well it's simple," he said.
"1. He consumes more than he produces
2. You can't understand a word he's saying.
3. It takes two working Republicans to support his lazy @$$."
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