A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave - side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. 
The funeral was to be held in cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As he was not familiar with the backwoods area, he got lost and being like some of the rest of us did not stop and ask for directions. 
He finally arrived an hour late. He saw the back hoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. 
He apologized to the workers for his tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where he saw the vault lid already in place. He assured the workers that he wouldn't hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. 
The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. And the preacher began. 
As he preached, some of the workers began to say Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
Questions
Quizzes
Articles
My Journal
Forums
Read Jokes | Joke Comments | My Jokes | Favorites | +Add Joke
LATEST
POPULAR RANDOM

253 hits 2.9 (254 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 14 years ago by falconwing

Preacher

A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave - side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends.
The funeral was to be held in cemetery way back in the country, and
(more)


Bottom Last Post




You need to be logged in to post a reply

New to YT? Create a Free Account ~ Have an Account? Log In

Top



10 Most Popular Jokes Today
1 When Beethoven Passed Away, He Was Buried In A Churchyard...

2 Do you live in a home that has been owned by your family for multiple generations?

3 Two homeless guys

4 Why was 5 afraid of 7?

5 My cat prefers a clean litter box.

6 Donald Trump

7 What's the difference between a preschool and an ISIS camp?

8 What does DNA stand for?

9 Who is a zombie's favorite economist?

10 What’s the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

More Jokes
 
Edit