A man rings his local newspaper so he can place an obituary for his recently deceased wife.
 He only has £1, and for that he can only afford three words.

He asks the clerk if he can just put: Margaret is dead.

The clerk explains to him that this probably isn't enough and taking pity on him, offers him six words for £1.

So the bereaved man writes his new notice: Margaret is dead. Car for sale. Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Obituary

A man rings his local newspaper so he can place an obituary for his recently deceased wife.
He only has £1, and for that he can only afford three words.

He asks the clerk if he can ju
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