NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and current medical report from your doctor. Please be prepared to submit additional information (like psychological profile and polygraph test) as required.

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Name:___________________________Date of Birth:______________________ 
Height:____________ Weight:____________ I.Q.___________ GPA:_________ 
Social Security Number:___________________ Driver's License #:____________ 
Boy Scout Rank:___________________________________________________ 
Home Address:____________________________ City:____________________ 
State:____________________________ Zip Code:_______________________ 

How far can you run: 40 yards?_______________ 2 miles?___________________ 
Do you own a (A)Van?____ (B)Truck with oversized tires?_____ (C)Waterbed?_____ 
Do you have an earing, nose ring or belly button ring?__________ Tatoo?_________ 
NOTE: If you answered YES to any part of questions #8, discontinue the 
application process and leave the premises!

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