December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. 

December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. 

December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener. 

December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim. 

December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. 

December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration. 

December 7
Debug Windows '2000 

December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. 

December 11
Lay Faberge egg.

December 12
Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.

December 13
Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts.

December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.

December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Martha Stewart`s Holiday To-Do list...

December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.

December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record
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