When the booze is inside, the pain goes elsewhere.
Here's peat in your eye!
May the love of your heart leave without returning.
Kick the little people in the arse!
Have a magic(more)
When the booze is inside, the pain goes elsewhere.
Here's peat in your eye!
May the love of your heart leave without returning.
Kick the little people in the arse!
Have a magically delicious evening!
Wine lets out the truth, but it washes off with a little club soda.
A good run is better than a painful rectum.
More Guinness, less air!
May the cat suck your Shamrock shake.
Don't bother with the beggar's son, he's probably gay.
If God wanted us to take baths, He wouldn't have made us Irish.
Before we empty our glasses, let me read you this funny list of 101 St. Pat's toasts...
Snakes, snakes everywhere!
A windy day is not the day for pissing.
A man lives long in his native place - as long as it's not Ireland.
I'd rather fight than switch!
Stay away from Galway Bay!
Pull me other finger!
It is not a secret if it is known by Irish people.
An early riser angers me to no end.
A light heart lives long, but your liver will give out long before then.
Call 911!
You must live with a person to really hate a person.
May God and Mary preserve you in Tupperware.
Erin go braless!
When the cat is away, the mice will get smashed.
Here's to the darling Catherine O'Hara!
Manly, yes - but I like it too!
Better the warmth of a sheep than the coldness of a wife.
Flan for everybody!
Alkie-Celt-er plus!
The devil invented scotch whiskey so that the Irish may propagate.
The person of the fanciest talk is probably gay.
A narrow neck on the bottle keeps you from throwing up in it.
I'll kill any man who kisses my wife, especially myself!
May my wife beat me about the head and shoulders when I get home.
Kiss my Derry air!
Go green, and wipe yourself good!
The slums of Belfast are calling!
A prosperous and pleasant Christmas and new year!
Hey, hey, IRA!
May you never cross paths with a man from FAL!
Toss it down the right orifice, laddie!
May you be upwind of that ould lass from Boriskane who stuffs the sausages(less)
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