1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the fountain. 
2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 
3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 
4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 
5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!' 
6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles. 
7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsellable. 
8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King... 
9. ...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'. 
10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics.' 
11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I. 
12. Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?' 
13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 
14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning. 
15. Test mattresses in your pajamas. 
16. Ask the tobaccanist if his hovercraft is full of eels. 
17. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side. 
18. Sprint up the down escalator. 
19. Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the 'hidden picture'. 
20. Ask appliance personnel if they have any tvs that play only in Spanish. 
21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda. 
22. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone. 
23. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 
24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner. 
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50 Things To Do In A Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the fountain.
2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
3. Dial 900 numbers from demonst
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