15. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of 
Historic Places.

14. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopie cushion 
taped to your steering wheel.

13. Stench from bodies in trunk becoming unbearable.

12. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old 
on a moped.

11. 15-Minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car 3 days.

10. Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to 
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15 Signs that it`s Time to get a New Car

15. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of
Historic Places.

14. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopie cushion
taped to your steering wheel.

13. Stench f
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